The Blessing Boys Let Zion Run The Podcast 🫣 | #BlessingBoysShow Ep. 16

In this episode of the Blessing Boys Show… we did something we’ve never done before.

We handed the entire podcast over to Zion.

No script. No plan. No idea what was about to happen.

What started as a fun idea quickly turned into one of the most unpredictable (and hilarious) episodes we’ve ever filmed. From wild questions to unexpected moments, Zion completely took over—and let’s just say… we lost control fast.

You’ll get a full look at his personality, his curiosity, and the chaos that comes with giving a 6-year-old the mic.

This one is fun, real, and something we’ll definitely never forget.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

A full Zion Takeover.

SPEAKER_04 0:03

Zion the Ziggler.

SPEAKER_01 0:04

No, no, wait. Wait though. No.

SPEAKER_04 0:07

Like why should He made me.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Ow!

SPEAKER_05 0:15

Watched it. It was so good.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Alright, welcome to the Blessing Boys Show podcast. We are back and we've got an amazing episode for you today because we have a very, very special guest.

SPEAKER_04 0:29

Zion the Ziggler.

SPEAKER_02 0:32

Zion the Ziggler. And not only is this Zion's first time on the podcast in the new set, we felt like it would be pretty cool to have a full Zion takeover. Like, dude, this is your your show. So he's the host. Yeah. You're the host. Yeah. You want to start out digging?

SPEAKER_05 0:52

I don't know. I'll let London start out first because you said, let London speak.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Okay, so let me let me bring some context to that. So we we see all your comments in the videos and on the podcast. There's a lot of London advocates to let London speak. So we thought about maybe even creating some kind of segment called London Speaks and just handed it over. Yeah, we cut our mics and then he just speaks.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

It would just be two straight minutes of nothing.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Well, what's your response to that? What do you want to say to the people?

SPEAKER_01 1:22

It's not quite them do fault. I just don't talk much.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

He's a there was a couple of I tried to kick it off to him, like London, what's your opinion on that? And he's like, Yeah. And that's it. That's all I get. I'm like, give a little bit. We're gonna do we're actually thinking about doing one where we're gonna give him a beat and he's gonna freestyle for two years straight.

SPEAKER_03 1:42

There you go. Breeze.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

So as you can see though, we only had four chairs and four mics. So somebody got replaced today.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

Guess who? Zion. I mean, Juno with me.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:55

So uh I almost said Zion with a Zion. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Slide your water bottle up a little bit just so it's not in front of your face. That's good. No, up a little further on the side. There you go. That works. You don't want to cover up your pretty face, right? Or handsome. Pretty. How's it been, man? So listen, you know something I noticed?

SPEAKER_05 2:16

What?

SPEAKER_02 2:17

It's not quite summer yet, but once summer hits, it will be a full year that you've been working on the yards with us as an official blessing boy. How's that feel?

SPEAKER_05 2:28

I'll be seven.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

I know, you're gonna be seven in August. And it'll be a full year that you've been working on the yards.

SPEAKER_05 2:35

Mm-hmm. Isn't that crazy? Boo ya.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

You're just excited to live here, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

It's just where there's grass right there, there's grass right there, there's grass right there, and so I can just walk.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Yeah, it is green though, that's pretty cool. What's your favorite thing about the yards? Like what is your favorite thing to do on the yard?

SPEAKER_05 2:56

Um I just like raking.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

Raking? Yeah. You do a lot of raking. You do a lot of shoveling around the edges.

SPEAKER_05 3:04

Well, yeah. That's one of my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

That's not your favorite?

SPEAKER_05 3:08

I said one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Oh, okay. Picking up six?

SPEAKER_05 3:12

Yeah. Got some abs right here.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

From picking up sticks? Is that like a secret unlock for a workout? Pick up sticks, get abs.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

I heard David Goggin say that one time.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

That's all he does, right? Uh-yeah, he just picks up sticks. No, he carries boats. Carry the boats.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

Did you s hear Judah fart in the other one? The other embassy. Did you hear him or did you know? Comment below in the chat.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Nobody knows if it was his chair or it was a real fart.

SPEAKER_05 3:43

Well, it was a real fart.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

It was a real I think when you have four boys on a podcast, there's only it's only about four minutes before you mention the word fart. Right? Oh yeah. Or hear one. Is that true? Or hear one or smell one. Honestly. Right. Especially with London here.

SPEAKER_05 4:03

That really smells like fart. That smells like fart right there.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

You're silly. So what do you want to say to the people out there on here?

SPEAKER_05 4:12

Just comment down in the chat who's the best one.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

Who's the best one? They're probably going to say you. He's like a streamer.

SPEAKER_05 4:21

At the meantime, what do we think?

SPEAKER_02 4:24

It's definitely going to be me, Ziggy.

SPEAKER_05 4:25

It's definitely going to be me and mommy.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

It might be London. People like London.

SPEAKER_05 4:30

I know, but I didn't put them in the chat.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Yeah. What do you think each person is good at on the yard? The best at? So you're the best at like raking and picking up sticks. What's London good at?

SPEAKER_05 4:40

Keeping us just staying quiet. So nothing.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

I'm just not good at anything. Good shit. I'll show you what I think he's good at. With the the pruner, the battery pruner when he prunes the trees and the fence line. Elite pruner. Super good at that. What about Ty? Um What does he do a lot?

SPEAKER_05 5:00

Picking up stick, and he has big arms, so picking up sticks. I was gonna say weed eating. Oh yeah, weed eating. That's why his arms are everyone.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

And what's that best at? Um That's an easy one.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

Working to get these on.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

What about mowing on the big mower?

SPEAKER_05 5:23

Oh, I forget everything.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

When are you gonna mow?

SPEAKER_05 5:28

Um tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

Really? Oh really.

SPEAKER_05 5:33

We don't have a yard tomorrow, but whenever our next yarn.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

How have you like traveling? Because we have been traveling a lot. We've had to do a lot of driving.

SPEAKER_05 5:42

It's not fun. It's not fun driving.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Yeah, but there's been some good yards and we've helped some some good people, right?

SPEAKER_05 5:49

Yesterday was the freezing day ever.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

Yeah, it was like randomly ice cold.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

And then maybe ninety something. 95, 98 degrees, and then it drops 60 degrees into the 30s the very next day. Twenties with the wind chill.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

Did you know two or three days ago it broke the record of how hot it was? It felt like just warm, not even hot, and it just shot up to 93.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

Yeah. It was weird, not where a t-shirt. I wasn't prepared for it, so I went there in a t-shirt and it was freezing.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

Well, no, that didn't break the record. There's been other times where it's been like a hundred.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Well, yeah, I think they go ahead. It broke the record for the day. Like it was the hottest it's ever been on that day.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

Does that make sense? So there's records for total temperature, and then there's records for the specific day. So like on uh on this day, every single year it's never been that hot. Like March 17th or March 10th or whatever.

SPEAKER_05 6:49

So like on my birthday if it got up to 100 and that has never happened. It's the break and rule record.

SPEAKER_02 6:56

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 6:56

I mean record, not breaking rule.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

Because you never break rules, right?

SPEAKER_05 7:02

Yeah. Just like this fart that's coming up.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

You have well there's a rule against farting in the podcast today.

SPEAKER_05 7:12

Make sure it's on the on the microphone.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

You're silly. Well, guess what? Because you're on the episode, I have a brand new segment. And it's called Let me guess.

SPEAKER_05 7:27

Let me guess. What? Asking what superheroes.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Um, that could be one of the questions. But the segment is called Who Knows Zion Best. Mmm, I like that. Come on.

SPEAKER_05 7:40

You are best at known with football cards.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

You're leaving them hanging.

SPEAKER_05 7:44

I know. No, because he's a Spurs fan.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

Oh, you're we do.

SPEAKER_04 7:49

Knicks fans.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Let's tell the people real quick. So in every sport, let's tell them who we root for. Football. Bills.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

Football. We root for football right now, but right now, since it's been so good.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

What team in each sport do we root for? Who do we root for in football?

SPEAKER_05 8:08

Go Buffalo Bills. Go Buffalo Bills. I don't think they heard that in the chat because I was like right here.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

No, they heard it. Hockey.

SPEAKER_05 8:20

Sabres.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

Sabres, baby. And they're on a roll this year.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Oh yeah. We're hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

14-year losing streak.

SPEAKER_05 8:32

So if any of you guys know um the Knicks, but you're not um them to being Knicks fans, but never be a Spurs fan.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Well, this is where we got to give them context. So in basketball is the only sport where we're a house divided, right? Being down to Spurs fans, you know. Spurs fans. We'd be cooking this year too. I know. So me and London are Spurs fans, and then the rest of the family is New York Knicks fans.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

We live in Texas, Austin, Texas.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

So we'll just mean the closest to the Spurs.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

Buffalo, New York.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

Bandwagon. New York. New York.

SPEAKER_05 9:09

New York. So, like New York and Buffalo. So that's why we're Bills fans. But since the Knicks are New York kind of style, um you guys, how are you like? Can we live in Texas and live Texas thing? But just everybody please be a Knicks fan.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Well, I'll tell you the story on why. Because if I didn't start to follow a sport until I lived in a certain state, then I would follow a team from that state. So when I was young, all I followed was professional hockey and professional football. And so I was a Bills and the Sabres fan. When I moved to North Carolina, that's when I started watching college basketball. So I became a Carolina Tar Heels fan, right? Because mommy's family is a Carolina Tar Heels fan. I never watched the NBA until I started moving to Texas, until I moved to Texas. And then the closest team to us is Nick. No, that's like the farthest team is the Spurs, right?

SPEAKER_05 10:14

The Indian I mean it's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

And we're definitely winning the finals this year. We'll see. No. We have Wimby, Steph and Castle. He's bandwagoning me. Vassal, Champagne, bandwagon.

SPEAKER_05 10:25

Don't talk about Spurs. Talk about Knicks. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Let's get to these Zion questions. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thanks for keeping us on track, Ty.

SPEAKER_05 10:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

All right. So who knows the Zion best? So we'll go. So you don't see.

SPEAKER_05 10:38

Ty knows the best.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

No, listen, you don't even know that yet. So I'm going to ask him a question. You know the answer, but you don't tell him I'm going to let London go and then Ty go, and then you tell me who was right.

unknown 10:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

No bias. No bias. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 10:51

What's biased?

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Like you can't just pick Ty because you like Ty. You have to, it's a real Like you have to have the answer in your head before we say it.

unknown 10:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 11:01

I'm thinking Ty because he likes me more than I think.

SPEAKER_03 11:06

That's called Body.

SPEAKER_05 11:08

He likes me more so he knows me.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

How do you know that we like you the same?

SPEAKER_02 11:12

You didn't like him because he's a Knicks fan. London is he's super good to you.

SPEAKER_00 11:16

Yeah, I always watch. But he's a Spurs fan, though. I always watch it. Oh, that's why.

SPEAKER_05 11:20

Yeah. And and Ty likes me more um than London, because it's a weird question. And because he's a Spurs fan.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:29

So you don't like Ty likes me more showing us.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Do you not like me?

SPEAKER_05 11:35

I I do like you more than London since you're my daddy. But not more than mommy since mommy's a Knicks fan. And I like mommy.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

You're very, you're very clear and honest that you love mommy more than me.

SPEAKER_05 11:52

Yes. But Daddy, I like him, but he's a Spurs fan.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

Yeah. What's your favorite thing about mommy?

SPEAKER_05 12:01

Nick's fan. And Buffalo fan.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

Well, what's your second thing? Well, what about her? Not the thing she likes. What's so special about mommy?

SPEAKER_05 12:08

I like mommy.

SPEAKER_02 12:10

How come?

SPEAKER_05 12:11

Because I like mommy.

SPEAKER_02 12:13

Like, why do you like- She made me That's true. You like her snuggles? Valid.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

You just didn't want to admit it on the podcast. Alright, can we get these questions? Question number one. So I'm going to say the question. You think in your head. Don't say it out loud, okay? Think about the answer in your head. First question is what's Zion's favorite thing to eat when mom's not looking?

SPEAKER_05 12:38

Hold on. I forgot that by myself. I like forgot that.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

What what you got it in your head? Alright. Now and then when they answer, then you're going to tell us the answer to this.

SPEAKER_05 12:49

You guys are never in my life gonna guess this. If I don't tell you. Nope.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Marshmallows. Tofu. Chocolate chips.

SPEAKER_05 13:05

You were every question you have asked is Nutty buddy? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Really? Is it really?

SPEAKER_05 13:13

Yeah, I like candy.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

You said nutty buddy. I said nutty buddy.

SPEAKER_05 13:17

I like candy.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

I like ice cream.

SPEAKER_05 13:20

And that's and nutty buddies are like.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

Like uh like ice cream. Nutty buddies are ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Shouldn't you nobody get a point on that one?

SPEAKER_05 13:28

Yeah, no point.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Who came the closest?

SPEAKER_05 13:31

Ty.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

We all kind of said the same thing. I said chuckle chips, I guess.

unknown 13:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:34

Ty did. Because marshmallows are.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

Well, we'll play, we'll play. You only get one point if you get it directly on. And you gotta guess first guess. Yeah. So it could be it could be literally whoever wins wins one to nothing. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:48

Marshmallows are like really close. It's like my point. Close second.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

See, this is his bias. He's always trying to get title win. He's like, but ty He's like, but chicken wings, like they're kind of candy.

SPEAKER_05 13:59

Do you know what Sure would guess you and him since Nutty Buddies is basically Use your microphone. Nutty buddies is basically like candy and marshmallows is like more.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

So those are the stuff that you would sneak if mom wasn't looking?

SPEAKER_05 14:17

Yeah, and ice cream.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

You would sneak food if mom wasn't looking? How do you? Oh, I'm telling her.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

No.

unknown 14:24

No.

SPEAKER_05 14:25

She's gonna be watching this. I think it's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 14:27

He's like, this is a trap. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 14:28

I can't.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

He's like, you're tricking me.

SPEAKER_05 14:30

I don't want to, but you asked me to question.

SPEAKER_00 14:33

He's like, it's a trap. No.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

That was a trick question. You fell right into it. Alright, word to. I would never. Question number two. This is a good one. Zion, if you had any could have any superpower in the world, what would it be? Ooh, just think about it. Don't answer. Don't answer. Just think in your head. Okay? London.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Would it be super strength?

SPEAKER_05 14:52

Yes. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

Hey, wait, don't tell me until Ty guesses.

unknown 14:55

No.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

Super speed. Okay, you go along? Where should I guess? Yeah. Flying.

SPEAKER_05 15:08

That was that was the closest one too.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

Web slinging.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

Yes. Okay, okay, I got it.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_04 15:17

Spider-Man. Another topic.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

We can talk about it after this. Spider-Man branded a trailer dropped. Yeah. For the new Spider-Man movie. I wonder if there's any.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

I wonder if there's any Spider-Man fans out there in the audience.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Watching, I know. Well, I'll talk about Spider-Man in the U.S. I watched the trailer like six times.

unknown 15:37

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

I love it. I have one.

SPEAKER_05 15:41

My favorite part is whenever he jump he puts his mask on and then it shows the inside of his mask and then he jumps off and it starts swinging.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

Yeah, you're right. That's a really cool angle.

SPEAKER_05 15:53

And you can barely s like see the outside of the eye patch thing on his Spider-Man a mask.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:03

You like see the city. It's like one small, one small one.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

You like his you like his uh new suit?

SPEAKER_05 16:11

Yeah. It looks way more realistic.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

It does, because the CGI is better, right?

SPEAKER_05 16:16

But that CGI is like the one with the wrinkles to make it look more realistic.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

What does CGI mean?

SPEAKER_05 16:25

CGI? Like I don't know, but it's like it's like AI.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

Yeah, like the animation. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:34

It's like animation and it's like an adult of AI.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

You can back up a little bit from the microphone. You don't have to touch your lips yet. Alright, next question. Alright, next question. Zion, what is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?

SPEAKER_05 16:53

You guys already know. It's the easiest question.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

Play video games. Yes. Oh, one point for London.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

One one.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

What's your favorite game?

SPEAKER_05 17:04

Well, basically one, two. Oh, don't say that.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

You have, but you do have, so you're very restricted on which games you can play, and you have a set amount of time that you can play, right? Because we don't just get freedom to play games all the time. It's just it's a reward, right? Alright, what's your game? What's your favorite game? Think about it in your head.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

Like like board game?

SPEAKER_01 17:25

No.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

I think you're talking about video games, but uh You guys know.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

2K playgrounds. Basketball? The basketball playgrounds.

SPEAKER_05 17:34

Is it the animated one?

SPEAKER_01 17:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

Close.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

Hockey. Uh just normal 2K.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

Okay, I got it. So basketball.

SPEAKER_05 17:46

3-1. Now in the first one.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

You also love to play board games and stuff like that. What's your favorite uh board game or game that's not a clask?

SPEAKER_03 17:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

Shoes and letters. Let me guess. Let me guess. Um No.

SPEAKER_05 18:03

How about it's just the other thing.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

That's good. I'll be the the like director. Main called the colour.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

You can be how about you can talk about the book me and you main caller.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

I said that. No caller.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

How about me and you can be um like you mean you can talk about the book and you can be in the dad joke one.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

Okay. I think you know what classic is?

SPEAKER_05 18:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

With the blue we hit it like night? That's not your favorite?

SPEAKER_05 18:32

Nope. It's one of my favorites, though.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

SPEAKER_05 18:36

Hungry Hungry Hippos. I barely played.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

The made game? What? The Maid game? The card one.

SPEAKER_05 18:42

The card one?

SPEAKER_01 18:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:43

Oh, it's the money game.

SPEAKER_05 18:45

How'd you guess? Now it's three-three.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Yeah. Dang. No, what score? You mean you mean one to one to one?

SPEAKER_05 18:54

No. Yeah, you have one I have to do.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

Yeah, because I how did you get a point?

SPEAKER_05 18:59

Well, because I'm the main part. The main part gets to always. But let me tell you why he has three and he has three. Because he just gets three. And it's in the first one he get he guess Marshall. And I that's the closest one to candy. And then he gets the other one. Wait, what was that next one?

SPEAKER_02 19:24

Uh superpower.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

Yeah. And what was the third one?

SPEAKER_02 19:29

Uh favorite thing to do when you're bored?

SPEAKER_05 19:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

So let me go that one. So it's all tied.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

Cool.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

Swing your chair around so you don't block Lennon. People are gonna forget he's in here because he doesn't talk.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

Um wait, let me see what it looks like. You can still see his head, it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

It just looks like a head floating by in a chair. Alright, question number four. Ooh, this is a good one. You ready? What? What is Zion's least favorite chore to do?

SPEAKER_01 19:54

Hmm. I think I know.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Can you think of one?

SPEAKER_05 19:58

No, I forgot it.

SPEAKER_02 20:00

You know what chores are, right?

SPEAKER_05 20:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

If mom chores you do the chore, which one do you want it not want to do the most? Like the dishes, cleaning your room, making your bed, taking out the trash.

SPEAKER_05 20:12

Okay, I know.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

You know? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:15

It's not part of all of those, though. It's like some uh pulling the chairs. Something different than the things I just got it wrong.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

Cleaning a woman.

SPEAKER_05 20:27

No.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Laundry.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

No.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Alright. Oh yeah. Laundry? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:31

It was gonna be it was gonna be vacuum, meaning um Well, never mind now.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

The game is rigged. He's like, it's gonna be vacuum, but when you guessed that, I changed it, so you didn't get a point.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

He's over here like winking at me like extra biasm.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

I guess you get a point.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

Uh how do you what do you like full bias?

SPEAKER_05 20:50

You get a point.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

Yeah. Alright, next question.

SPEAKER_05 20:53

Four to three.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Alright, we gotta keep rolling. Alright, this is um. Alright, so what is something Zion says all the time?

SPEAKER_05 21:07

But it's gonna be two things.

unknown 21:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

Because I have two things.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

I am ready to do that. I got one. I know one.

SPEAKER_05 21:19

Yeah. But you're not included in this one. And you're not included in it because they didn't hear it because I was right there.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

How? That's my guess.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

No. Well, one of them. Like the second.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

But technically. But technically. But technically.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Alright, you tell us what yours is.

SPEAKER_05 21:47

What is it? You guys gave up. Yeah. Okay. It's asking to fill up my gun and shoot it. I'm gonna go to the game.

SPEAKER_02 21:59

Well that's new. Because you've just been using that for like three days.

SPEAKER_05 22:02

Asking them to play games used to. I just don't count that.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Okay. All right. So we're getting towards the end of these questions. All right. If these are more, so these ones are not for you. These are just for the boys to answer, so we can have fun with them. If Zion had a catchphrase, what would it be? Like something. So like, give me an example of a catchphrase of like a popular character. Like a Marvel character.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

I'm Batman for Batman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Rachel.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Yeah. Rachel. Or like Hulk Smash or something like that.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

No, like the Joker. Boom, boom, boom. Well, hello, beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

That was pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

Boom, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Well, beautiful. To a movie you've never seen. Um. Alright, so yeah, do you guys have anything?

SPEAKER_01 22:54

Um Zahn had a catchphrase. You know.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

I know if you had a catchphrase.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

I do.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

It would probably be.

SPEAKER_05 23:05

You know.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 23:07

The thing that we have at home. I would just give you that one hit.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

I can't think of one. Just crying.

SPEAKER_05 23:19

No, no, you can re-guess. That's not even a phase. Yeah, you can re-guess. That's not even a phase.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Yeah, you can re-guase. I never do that. Um, let me think. It will probably be. See, this isn't for you to guess. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, wait. Wait, though. No. Just something like that. Well, that's more like something he says a lot.

SPEAKER_05 23:42

Don't forget. It's literally you.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

Oh, I know your catchphrase. Jalen Bunsen is my favorite person.

SPEAKER_05 23:48

I'm joking. It's not you. How would you be it?

SPEAKER_01 23:51

Yeah. Probably, probably. Josh Allen's the best. You say that a lot.

SPEAKER_05 23:57

No.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Then what is it? You tell us what you catch phrases.

SPEAKER_05 24:01

Okay, you go both get up. Spider-Man.

unknown 24:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:05

Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Does whatever spider seems to be in Josh Allen. Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one. If Zion was in charge for the day, what would be the first rule he makes up for everybody?

SPEAKER_01 24:21

You know?

SPEAKER_05 24:22

It wouldn't be with you and mom, though.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

Just for all of your brothers. This is another trap question for him.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

Like, And it wouldn't be for Ty since I don't know what to do with Ty. Well, yeah, it would be with Ty.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

What do you guys think?

SPEAKER_01 24:37

Um No bedtime. Ooh. Oh, that's a good one.

unknown 24:42

No.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

He's thinking of it. He's like, that's actually better than what I thought. Thanks for the idea. It'll never happen. It would also be.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

No, no, I wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

It would be unlimited ice cream.

SPEAKER_05 24:56

Nope.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Alright, what is it? We give up.

SPEAKER_05 25:00

Okay. It's um you guys don't get any game time. I do entire dad entire mommy get some.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

See, he's being biased again. He's not fair.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

He's like the bias over here.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

I got a final question.

SPEAKER_05 25:16

Because I'm the main power. I can do whatever I want.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

Final question before we run out of or before we have to get into the next segment, okay? Because it's my favorite segment. Do you know what that is?

SPEAKER_05 25:27

Dad jokes.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Yeah. So final question is what is something Zion is really good at?

SPEAKER_05 25:36

You know. I've never done it before. I've never done it before. I have never done it before, but I know I'm good at it. You know it.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

Fighting crime. Playing good at all. Playing football.

SPEAKER_05 25:59

I have I have catch the football.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

I know, but like any game.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

Oh yeah. But no.

SPEAKER_03 26:06

Protecting mommy.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

No. Well, that one counts.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Mowing wands.

SPEAKER_05 26:11

No. Well, I guess the protecting mommy counts.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Alright. What were you thinking in your head?

SPEAKER_05 26:19

Um swinging with webs.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh yeah, I bet you would.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

That's a good one. Alright, so time to move on to the next segment. That's a joke.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

His least favorite segment, the one that he hates.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

I always forget it. Never skip it. But first, Ty has a joke for us. Hold on. Oh yeah. I'll do my joke first. I have it right here. I don't have it. I forgot a boon joke. I'm sorry. You don't have one? Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 26:51

Can you look on ChatGPT?

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Maybe you can maybe maybe we'll get you one for next time.

SPEAKER_05 26:56

But which one should I have doing now?

SPEAKER_02 26:58

You well, I don't know if you'll be able to read it though. You can make a I guess London can whisper it in your ear.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Um, here's mine. Go ahead. I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

I was trying, I thought it was like, but I washed it off as a lie, that was one of my jokes.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Seriously? Yeah. That's like a green joke. Great minds, great minds. How like that's a very unique joke, like how Really?

SPEAKER_02 27:25

Yeah. Well what's funny is I usually tell five, and I wrote down six just in case one didn't work out. Really? Yeah. Okay, well I eliminated one of them.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

We're gonna rank it? What is it?

SPEAKER_02 27:37

I've got a couple Marvel jokes.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

Six. What's yours? That joke?

SPEAKER_02 27:41

No, you're you're ranking. I'll give it a seven.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

I thought it was funny when I read it, but I've got a really good thing I wanted to do about one of my dreams.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

So it was in my dream I was watching mom, and for some reason it was a Spurs one with Wimby and Castle on it. No, a jersey?

SPEAKER_02 28:08

Like she's wearing a jersey.

SPEAKER_05 28:09

No, like it there was this Spurs Wimby thing on it.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Let's go.

SPEAKER_05 28:16

And I was watching it f through TV, and I was like, Mom, why'd you do a Spurs cake for your birthday? Sounds like a nightmare.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Maybe she just like disposed.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

She was like, I was watching this Spurs game. It just broke my heart, so now I'm a Spurs fan.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Hey, let's go.

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

And then I was like, why? Come on.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

That's pretty funny. Silly. I just silly jokes. You ready? Okay. Some of these are like joke statements. They're not questions. Yeah. Alright, so the first one is I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. Because he's basically one big banner. That's pretty good. That's pretty good, actually. I like that one a lot. So my wife, my second joke here. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, you know, I always have a few twicks up my sleeve. Yeah, I think I've actually done that for the table. That was pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

I gave that an eight.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

How about twice have a sleeve?

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Eight.

SPEAKER_05 29:19

Hold on, let me think of one. I was addicted. I was addicted to couch cushions. But what happened? I stopped because of Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

That's a really good joke. Pretty solid. No. So basically you're lazy if you're like couch cushions. I just couldn't I just couldn't separate. Okay, what?

SPEAKER_05 29:46

Yeah. And the next one was I needed it tasted so good whenever I was like there, and then it kept tasting so good that I couldn't stop it. Mom asked me to stop.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

It's a hilarious joke. I don't know how you come up with these.

SPEAKER_05 30:05

I can do this.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Alright, let's let Dad do his joke. Alright, you ready?

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Okay, I have one more up my sleeve.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

He is the he is, I mean, he can really do whatever he wants. It's his episode. Alright. Uh number three. Of all the inventions over the last hundred years, I feel like the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

SPEAKER_01 30:26

Oh yeah. I like that one. I like both of those. They're like witty. Like it's like where it's like the wordplay and everything like that. I like those ones. Zion doesn't give it any. I'll give it a seven point. I'll get it a seven because I gave the other one a seven point five.

SPEAKER_05 30:41

I'll give you an 1.1.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Dang, dang. The average shot. That was our crowd. What does that make your joke?

SPEAKER_05 30:51

1.1.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

What does that make your joke? A ten. A negative two? Ooh, shots fired. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 30:57

So I'm actually giving yours a point one.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

Smoke. You changed it? You can't do that.

SPEAKER_05 31:03

It's because you're a Spurs dan.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

Alright, you ready? I've got two more.

SPEAKER_05 31:10

Dad.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Listen.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Hey Dad. I got I got a special secret I've been hiding up my sleeve.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

We got a new No, we got a we got a new channel. It's called Zion 360, where all of the ones that I'm the main part is in the Zion 360 special. Um the special one.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

This is an idea. I'll bet you if you started your own YouTube channel, you would have more subscribers than us. Probably.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

Yeah. And I would get m I would get half of the money. So make sure you subscribe to this money. So make sure you subscribe this one.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

And he's a seven uh six-year-old businessman.

SPEAKER_05 31:59

Make sure you ship um subscribe this one so I get one dollar.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

There you go. What are you gonna do? Invest it, put it in your investment.

SPEAKER_05 32:09

Until I get into I get fifty thousand whenever it hits one million, and Ty gets fifty thousand whenever it hits one million.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

You would get a million dollars if you got a one dollar put subscriber.

SPEAKER_05 32:20

Yeah. So come it down to get to two million so I'll be a millionaire. Okay, guys?

SPEAKER_02 32:30

He's got a plan.

SPEAKER_05 32:31

Please.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

He's got a plan. Alright, listen to this. Ready? I have a message to whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my word.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

Oh yeah, yeah. I like that too.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

I like the word for A too. Who is it? Listen 7.5. I think it's on the level with the banner joke.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

Let's say in this one, it's me.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

You stole my you stole my Microsoft Office?

unknown 32:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

Cause I'm because I'm talking so much.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

You are talking a lot. You're doing good though. You're doing good. I mean, he did replace Judah. I think he was trying to take that in place. Alright, last joke. Ready? Grand finale. You ready? Yes. Drum roll, please. Buzz. Those are only for the people who've been here since the beginning. Yeah. Alright. Have you guys heard about the restaurant on the moon?

SPEAKER_01 33:20

Wait, wait, I've heard this. No, I the uh uh it's great, but there's no atmosphere. Yeah, great food, no atmosphere. Yeah, okay. I feel like I get a point of time. Seven. What's up? Uh I'll give it a five.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

I would eat in the sky. I would eat in the sky, but what would it be within how would I cook it?

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Is that a joke?

SPEAKER_05 33:41

Yeah, you have to No, it's like a segment. Like you have to guess it. You have to guess it.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

I don't even know what you're doing. Spaghetti.

SPEAKER_05 33:50

No, like you like it. How would you cook it? I'm eating and what would how would you um I'm eating in the sky and what would I be using and how would I be cooking it? And what would you do?

SPEAKER_02 34:02

You would cook it on an airplane engine and you would use bird wings to eat it.

SPEAKER_05 34:07

No. That wasn't even close.

SPEAKER_01 34:09

Really?

SPEAKER_05 34:10

Well, with the airplane it was close.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Nope. Oh no. What is it? We get it.

SPEAKER_05 34:25

I it's cooking, it's cooking um in a hot air balloon using the f hot fire to cook it. It's genius.

SPEAKER_01 34:33

Genius.

SPEAKER_05 34:34

It's from the Master Beast video.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

Oh, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:39

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Well, guess what?

SPEAKER_05 34:41

What?

SPEAKER_02 34:41

We're coming to the end.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

You said it.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

Oh, you did say it. Chicken buttons. He never comes back.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

Sang first, so does he? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

We are coming to the end of our very first episode.

SPEAKER_05 34:53

We'll do to have another day.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Are you able to send you them off? You won't let me finish. You're gonna get roasted in the comments because you won't let me finish talking.

SPEAKER_05 35:01

You want all the people in the comments talking about? It's my podcast.

SPEAKER_02 35:06

Well, I have a job for you, okay?

SPEAKER_05 35:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

I need you to finish out the episode, close it out. Send them off, Ziggy. Send them off.

SPEAKER_05 35:14

Howdy and subscribe down there right on my face.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

You gotta put the subscribe button there. What are they listening?

SPEAKER_00 35:22

How do you send them off?

SPEAKER_05 35:24

Um wait. Just I'll send you a um a hundred um a hundred bucks for every thousand um. I'll send you a hundred bucks for every thousand comments you give on um on I'll give all of you guys a hundred bucks for every thousand you do in if you do it in how it's just taking a long time.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

Thousand uh hundred thousand dollars. You better this is going out to the internet. You better have hundred bucks for all of 'em.

SPEAKER_05 36:01

I'll give you each, everyone that gives a subscriber until a thousand if they can do it in three days. Whenever it comes No, like how about ten? And if it gets to a thousand, everybody on on this that have did that dis that subscribed, that subscribed will get a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

What if how are you going to send them all a hundred bucks?

SPEAKER_02 36:30

They could mean. I'll go ahead and put a disclaimer down below. This is not financial advice. Please don't listen to six-year-olds.

SPEAKER_05 36:37

I'm joking, but just please comment so I can get to two.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

We'll do I'll do I'll do one call to action.

SPEAKER_05 36:45

To five hundred bucks whenever you get a thousand.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

If you enjoyed Zion hosting, and that this was a complete full Zion takeover, as you can see. If you enjoyed that, write Ziggy in the comments because we call him Ziggy. He's his nickname. So give me as many Ziggy's in the comments below. Z-I-G-G-Y as you can. Blow up the comments with Ziggy. We appreciate you guys hanging out with us. We're excited. We've got some big news for the next episode. We're going to talk about our book release.

SPEAKER_05 37:15

And I might even make sure to go to Zion um wait, Zion um Zion 360.

SPEAKER_01 37:25

Okay. It doesn't exist yet, but it might.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

It's going to be Zion 360.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Well, let them know for the next episode. We might even read the book on the podcast.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Oh, really? The new book?

SPEAKER_05 37:34

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:35

Dang. Yeah, because we got a new book coming out.

SPEAKER_02 37:37

Does that sound good?

SPEAKER_05 37:38

Yeah, but we already have the read on one. It says no selling, so it's a one of one.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 37:45

Alright. We sound like a pastor trying to end a sermon for the 15th sign. We love you guys. Thanks again. We'll see you in the next episode. Bye. Howdy!