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My Dad Did WHAT?! Judah Can't Keep a Secret | #BlessingBoysShow Ep. 08
London comes up with a new sport and Judah spills the beans on one of dad's secrets from the past!
We've created seven major stadiums across the United States of.
Speaker 2:America United. They're looking for eight teams, though, because they need to have at least eight.
Speaker 1:Yes, we have 500,000 people waiting to play and be fans.
Speaker 2:And some are switching over from other major sports.
Speaker 3:We've worked on some of the names, like the my wife asked to sync her phone with my phone, so I threw it into a lake. That's pretty good, so I threw our iPhones in the lake lake that's pretty good.
Speaker 2:I threw our iPhones and that's pretty good.
Speaker 3:First question was I didn't know you were married, but yes and then the other joke is hey, dad, why do you always not listen to a single word? I said, the dad says that's a weird way to start a conversation okay wait, I days for a minute.
Speaker 2:I was like, did you?
Speaker 4:guys know that diarrhea is hereditary.
Speaker 2:I don't know what hereditary means you're hereditary, would you call me.
Speaker 4:It runs in your genes, okay okay, welcome to the blessing boys show podcast. We are back. I don't even know what episode we're in, do you guys know?
Speaker 1:Six, seven, eight, eight, oh wow, nobody knows I'm trying to think First.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't even know.
Speaker 3:I have no idea.
Speaker 1:I'm getting too old to remember that kind of stuff. Yeah, you're getting up there.
Speaker 3:No one's just too dizzy from jumping on the trampoline for 10 hours. Yeah, short-term memory, yeah. Well, we're excited for you guys to be here. I've got a new view of the boys. I thought we'd pack them all in on one. You know, I don't know why I did an 11. We're all on the same screen 11., 11.
Speaker 2:On a scale of 1 and 10, this ain't going to be an 11.
Speaker 4:That's right. So we yeah, we're excited to be with you guys again today. It's been a little while. It's hard to navigate these because a lot of time goes between recording and happening. We want to catch up with you a little bit. Our last episode was our Christmas special, so we talked a lot about favorite Christmas movies and stuff like that. We had our first official visitor of our family come all the way from North Carolina to Texas, and that was Grammy. Our grandmother came on our mom's side you don't know who that is. She was the, the cameo in in our top lawn care video.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, she was. She's the lunch lady, the lunch lady, basically.
Speaker 4:I mean, she used to bring us lunch and ever, ever yet, when we were, in North Carolina, and so she started bringing us or she brought us lunch on our last yard right here, so she was excited to do that. What?
Speaker 2:was I gonna say oh, real quick before we get into that. I did notice on a lot of the comments for that christmas one. Everyone said we left out what was it called? It's a wonderful life, oh yeah, yeah, that one. A lot of people said we missed that.
Speaker 4:I've never seen that and for all the people in the comments that have been begging for Ty to take off his hat he did, oh yeah here's my hair, guys. I'm not bald.
Speaker 3:He's not bald. I did have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had one time at a football camp where I was wearing it was. It was terrible because it was one of those it was. It was, uh, I was wearing a beanie and it was a Bill's one, but it was the intercept cancer version and I just got a haircut so I had a low fade, so I had like a taper at the bottoms so people could only see like a little bit of my hair or whatever. And then one of the kids came up. He's like it's crazy, you're playing football with leukemia. And I was like because they thought I was bald and I was going through chemo or something like that, and I pulled it off. I was like I have hair guys. They were like I thought of, thought they were like you're running around out here doing all this stuff and they were like this was insane you're like why is?
Speaker 2:it was really everyone so proud of it wasn't, it wasn't a bunch of people, is this one kid? He was like, because he's, like it says, intercept cancer on there, and then it's like. He was like I don't know, it just seemed like it and I was like man, I can't be wearing this thing around anymore. I had to take it off. I was like, oh no.
Speaker 1:The thing, about this song. I can't believe you're playing football with a team.
Speaker 2:I was like what it was so confusing.
Speaker 4:Especially to be that specific, Like how do you know what type of cancer I know?
Speaker 2:Seriously, I was like what I don't even fully know what. That is Right, it sounds like a blood cancer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like what, yeah, like what, bro, no it's wild.
Speaker 4:So what's been up? How was christmas, guys? It was good, good. Why did I just sound like I was?
Speaker 2:like from like minnesota or something. Oh, it was a good guys. Hey guys, it was a good christmas, don't you know? We?
Speaker 4:went very close to canada.
Speaker 3:So yeah, that's true, I think, I think everybody can agree, like if you don't agree, you're, you might need to just like, like, go away to Canada and don't talk to anybody. Christmas is the best holiday. You can't beat it, so like if you believe that Christmas is not the best. Just go to Canada.
Speaker 4:I feel like, since the presidential debate, you talk like Donald Trump now for some reason.
Speaker 2:Listen, if you guys disagree with me, I think you are wrong and you should be deported to Canada.
Speaker 1:That's literally what he said. He said you should go to Canada. I think there's one holiday better than Christmas National Pancake Day. If you don't know what it is, go look it up.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry. If you don't know what it is, go look it up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:If you don't know what it is go to Canada.
Speaker 2:I would like to debate, though, that Thanksgiving could be better depending on what happens on it.
Speaker 3:That's debatable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, back to Pancake Day.
Speaker 1:Well, I was born on. The 22nd. National Pancake Day is on February. I was born on February 22nd and it's on February 21st, but I was born at 1201 so technically maybe half of my mom was out doing pancake day, some kind of pancake.
Speaker 4:So yeah, he's pancake boy now okay, boy, pb, pb, big PB just in the comments.
Speaker 2:Let's go big PB, go big PB just go crazy when you're dropping an album big pb, pb for life, capital pb niche. I was trying to think about pb life, pb life, I will say we've been working on uh, the website.
Speaker 4:We're designing a whole brand new website for the book release and it is I'm not going to say much about it, but it is so cool like it is, it's, it's, it's gas it is gas.
Speaker 1:It's going to be so good 2019. Go check it out. It's going to be amazing. Check it out. Yeah, there's not a lot if you don't check it out, I will deport you if, if, if.
Speaker 3:You don't know what uh gas means, it just means like really cool, look at that gas means it's gibbity awesome the gas you put in the continent that's crazy I'm curious.
Speaker 4:I'm actually curious too, because we were talking about this, our audience. Obviously we can't see you guys. We don't know who you are unless you comment. Do we? Are any of you out there, younger?
Speaker 2:yeah, or is this just a lot of? Do we got? Do we got any teenagers? Do we got any any teens, any 20s, any teens, any 20s, just?
Speaker 3:comment your age down in the bottom just don't say anything just put your age just like 18 and just leave it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess I could look at analytics too, but but honestly, sometimes when their kids, these, their parents count, I mean, I thought about that. I was like how can people tell certain channels? Because I know a lot of kids don't have it. They just use their parents' account and I'm like that's.
Speaker 3:And we do that I mean like your baby.
Speaker 2:When they watch Blippi it'll probably say they're all 30 to 40-year-old people, or in between 20s and 30s, because they all got babies.
Speaker 4:I think they just know with Blippi, they just expect it to be young people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't need that, but you know what I mean. It would come up.
Speaker 1:How many 40-year-olds watch. Blippi. I love Blippi. I still watch it.
Speaker 4:To this day, peppa Pig. I love it, it's my show I binge it. Blippi bit.
Speaker 1:What's with dad always messing up his words on the podcast?
Speaker 2:I know he can usually speak.
Speaker 1:We promise he can usually speak.
Speaker 4:I'm so good at Believe it or not he rapped. I've been speaking since a really young age, so I don't know why I've been speaking since about one years old and until today I have never stuttered.
Speaker 1:Let me give y'all a piece of advice to help you go on with life. Every shot you miss, don't make.
Speaker 3:Think about it and 50% of the shots you don't take. Can we just all take a moment?
Speaker 4:aside for that. Alright that was good.
Speaker 1:That was peaceful, take it and put it in your life and use it.
Speaker 2:Use that. Yeah, I gave you the tools. Your life is changed. Put it into action, don't let it go to waste. Wow, you guys are so wise. We're insightful, aren't we? Yeah?
Speaker 4:Yes, ty, you've got the wisdom of a 17-year-old I do.
Speaker 3:I also have the face of a 17-year-old. Also, I've been told that I have the wisdom of a five-year-old.
Speaker 2:At least you're honest.
Speaker 3:I agree.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 3:I'm kidding. I'm kidding, it's four.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's four Cool, Anything else guys. Cool happening in life.
Speaker 2:Oh what I was saying, thanksgiving. I would like to debate that thanksgiving can be better. Rare occasions I've had thanksgivings that I've enjoyed more than some christmases, just for the because. One thing for me is the food. Most holidays that's my favorite thing about it is probably the food, and thanksgiving has good food, and so does christmas, but christmas also has, like, the gifts and everything like that. So of course you'd think that's better. But if the bills are playing on thanksgiving, your family comes over, y'all get to eat good food and then watch them play and go outside without freezing your fingers off to play football. Does that make sense?
Speaker 3:Go to Canada, but it's very specific.
Speaker 2:It's very specific.
Speaker 1:Why Canada?
Speaker 4:I'm going to laugh after this episode airs. If there's like on the news, they're like Canada has had a surplus of people.
Speaker 2:A surge of immigrants from America. It's so weird. Why does Canada not struggle with illegal immigrants? I feel like you never hear about that. Nobody's just illegally migrating to Canada.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you never hear about this. They're coming over from Iceland. Do you know that?
Speaker 4:for a fact.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, there's only like six people in Iceland, so I guess no one can really migrate from there.
Speaker 4:I didn't realize. This is probably embarrassing, but I didn't realize for a while we were doing it. We've been doing a lot of like to time pass if we're driving or whatever.
Speaker 3:What are you holding?
Speaker 4:it's a card, a bookmarker, I don't know, I'm just playing with it. Sorry, people are probably going to think that too. You see, can you see it? We've been doing trivia, it's been fun doing the trivia and learning about stuff or whatever, but one of the things was mom asked the question how many, how many? What was it? How many countries are in north america?
Speaker 2:uh, I think no, there's a lot of them, because I know the is the bahamas a republic? No idea, because you've got, I think, the seats yeah, because there's a bunch of the little islands that are countries. You've got iceland, or is iceland've got Iceland, or is Iceland or Greenland or both of them are. I think Greenland is part of North America. Yes, I did not know that.
Speaker 4:Iceland, Canada.
Speaker 2:Not Iceland.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:They're very close. Greenland, london is a part of the US.
Speaker 2:Greenland, canada, us, then a bunch of the islands which would equal, like East Dakota at least. East Dakota community and also Panama. You got a bunch of little countries there, whatever, but I say the three, four major ones would be Greenland, canada yeah, panama, but not I can't believe.
Speaker 4:Ty is actually taking this seriously he's so smart he's got the wisdom of a 17 year old that.
Speaker 2:I can't believe Ty is actually taking this seriously. He's so smart. He's got the wisdom of a 17-year-old. I'm a smart guy. He's a fart smeller.
Speaker 3:I mean a smart fella.
Speaker 4:I'm a smart fella. Alright. Wins and Wipeouts New segment.
Speaker 2:Wins and Wipeouts. Explain it yeah.
Speaker 3:You don't like the name.
Speaker 4:No Wipeouts is in, like the show. Tough stuff that has happened.
Speaker 2:Where did you?
Speaker 4:succeed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, highs and lows, but that's just a more fun way to say it. You know it's Christmas break was my win. The end of Christmas break was my wipeout.
Speaker 2:The beginning was my win, the end was my wipeout.
Speaker 1:Probably our grandmother. Coming was my win. The end was my wipeout, Probably our grandmother coming was our win, and then she leaving in the Christmas break was a wipeout, honestly the wipeout for London was not inventing a machine that could maybe, like extend Christmas break.
Speaker 2:somehow it could make December have six extra weeks. Somehow you fumbled London. I don't know why you didn't.
Speaker 4:London. How are you doing on your invention of good ball?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, it's coming actually we've created seven major stadiums across the United States of America you, united seven. They're looking for eight teams, though, because they need to have at least yes we have five thousand hundred thousand, five hundred thousand people waiting to play and be fans.
Speaker 2:And some are switching over from other major sports.
Speaker 1:We've worked on some of the names.
Speaker 4:Who are some of the players that are interested Athletes.
Speaker 3:Lino Messi, he's quitting soccer Keno Rogers.
Speaker 1:And Ronaldo and Messi all quitting. Also a lot of professional Tom.
Speaker 2:Brady, a lot of professional slappers. A lot of professional slappers the guy who did the when they slap people. A lot of those, believe it or not, they're coming in. Actors also Mark Wahlberg's interested.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, Danny DeVito.
Speaker 2:Danny DeVito's also interested. But Danny DeVito's also interested.
Speaker 4:Can you picture Danny DeVito versus Messi?
Speaker 1:Actually he's interested in becoming the ball. Mr Beast, aka Jimmy Donaldson, is going to be coming.
Speaker 2:He's going to be the announcer. He's going to be the announcer and give a million dollars to anybody who scores.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, danny DeVito, you're one of the best people ever. What if he watches this? He probably does, he's the one who's interested in playing? He's my hero.
Speaker 2:He said why use a ball when you can use a famous ball?
Speaker 3:And then he was like my head, exactly like that A Wilson ball.
Speaker 2:Exactly so. He got a little tattoo of Wilson right here, so now he's Wilson.
Speaker 4:That's a volleyball, though not a soccer ball.
Speaker 2:No, but they make football. Wilson makes NFL, I can't remember.
Speaker 4:My favorite part when you were explaining it was when you were like what's the size of a?
Speaker 3:You're like, is it?
Speaker 4:about.
Speaker 3:It's at about four basketball courts 4.11 basketball courts side by side, up and down.
Speaker 4:Two basketball courts is the size of a couch cushion, so it is 50 yards it's two basketball courts wide.
Speaker 1:It's 100 yards and two basketball courts long.
Speaker 2:So it is 100 square yards. I thought you said football it's 100 square yards. It's changed from last week it's a football field.
Speaker 4:It changes weekly it does?
Speaker 1:It's a football field.
Speaker 4:Dude, it's changed from last week. It's a football field. It changes weekly, it does. It's a football field, dude, that would be crazy. What if you played a sport like, say, if they added into the NFL every, just like they could do in baseball, they could have different size fields.
Speaker 2:Exactly like. The fields don't have to be exactly the same. I've, if I'm right. I know that they have taller walls on some fields. They have longer. Or like, um, yes, just stuff like that, they'll longer. You could do that in good ball. Some fields can be circles, some can be squares, some can be, some can be ice. Oh man that'd be crazy, you don't.
Speaker 2:you don't know until you get there with the terrain is going to be football on ice lava with rocks, like in between it, and they just well actually, the fields grow and a mind of their own. Oh, you can have a projector over top and the projector shows the lines, so they'll shrink in on the field as the game continues Does that make sense?
Speaker 4:Yeah, that would be trippy. There was a game when I was a kid. I don't know if you guys know of this game, but it was called NFL Blitz. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:They brought it back on.
Speaker 4:There was another one called Mutant League Football and like. So they would take, make all these variations of sports and stuff like that Kind of reminds me of some of the basketball games where you play like in the streets.
Speaker 2:What's it called? Nba Playgrounds? Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we had an old version. That was something else I can't remember. All right, so now we're going to get to my favorite segment, which is dad jokes.
Speaker 3:Dad jokes, dad jokes, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:We never did the. We never did the. Uh, what's it called the new segment that we were doing?
Speaker 1:The wins and losses. We never talked about it.
Speaker 2:I never talked about mine.
Speaker 3:Did you? I think only London.
Speaker 1:London's getting some yeah it's the National Middle Child Day, so he finally gets to speak, and Pancake Day, and Pancake Day.
Speaker 2:Tell me your wins and losses, ty Okay so I recently played in the Dream All-American Bowl which we did have a fan come to actually.
Speaker 3:He came Shout out to you recently played in the dream all-american bull, which we did have a fan come to.
Speaker 2:Actually he came and, uh, brian brian, I didn't get to talk too much because I only got to see him at the end of the game yep and uh.
Speaker 2:He was really nice, we got to talk to him and that was really cool and uh. But we played in the game and so what we did was for three or four days all together, we did check-ins where you talked about the uh like, talked about the itinerary and everything, and they gave us our uniforms. Then we did the National Combine on the next day, which was just a combine. It's two parts so you can through their camps or whatever. You can be invited to the National Combine or the National Combine and the All-American Bowl, and I was invited to both, so I did both of them.
Speaker 3:And Ty's officially a three-star.
Speaker 2:I think so. On national radar I might be rate ranked a three star. I'm still trying to figure out like where to find that they said you were yeah, so I think I'm a three star now, but wasn't gonna say yeah, any colleges out there, hey, I bet you, uh, urban Myers probably watches this, or.
Speaker 1:Nick.
Speaker 2:Saban. Hey, nick Saban, or he's, I don't think you know. Hey, nick Saban, if you got any connections Alabama text, you want to pick me up, I'm good with that.
Speaker 3:Even though he's a junior. Hey, vince Lombardi shout out to Vince Lombardi.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Vince Lombardi. You know if you want to pick me up.
Speaker 2:And the rest of the piece, even though he's a sophomore, but yeah, so we did that and I went and did the National Combine and it was so wet we played on grass fields. For some reason we got grass fields to practice on. We got like multiple of them with University of Texas, arlington. We used their practice fields Soaked Like it was so bad. People were running like 5-7-40s, who usually run like in the fours because you would go to go, and it was almost like the grass was just detached from the ground underneath it.
Speaker 3:It was just like slip and slide, and the faster you are like, the more power you've got the more you slip so, yeah, the more you slip, the harder you run.
Speaker 2:So people would be running kind of soft and they'd end up being faster than the people who ran hard, because people ran hard would slip off the start and be like catching themselves on the ground. So they were like this information is gonna be completely inaccurate and uh, so that was. But then. But it was kind of fun, though the, the combine stuff wasn't fun because it was like you just it's kind of pointless, like doing the 5, 10, 5. You step and you just slide 10 yards and then slide the other 10 yards back. But the one-on-ones were fun because it's covered in mud and we go out there and we're running one-on-ones and you cut and then the db will just they'll just slip because they can't even like just barely stand because it's so wet and everything like that.
Speaker 2:So we did the national combine and that was fun. And then the next two days we practiced for the actual bowl game, did contact practices and uh, split up into two teams team dream and team stars. Team dream had a great jersey, team stars had red personally, I like the red jerseys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did too, actually. Um, and then we last day we go to the cowboy stadium and we.
Speaker 2:I'm in the underclassmen one because they have a senior one, an underclassman one, and I'm a sophomore, so I wouldn't play in the senior one. And we played first and the final score of the game was 14 to 7 and we lost by seven points, which was unfortunate, but it was uh. But also I did make the first team, so I was on the first team, but that's a win. That's the win. That's the win. Is that I was on first team. The loss, the, the, what was it? The win? And the wipeout, yeah, is that I didn't get a single target, which was tough because I got a lot more play time explaining them what they know somebody might not know what a target is as opposed to a catch.
Speaker 2:I'm a wide receiver, so I didn't get the ball thrown to me. In that game we ran a good amount of the time, but the D-line on both sides of the ball were just insane. The quarterbacks had no time to throw, so they go to throw to you and they get hit while they throw. So the ball just pops out running a good a bit.
Speaker 2:we ended up doing qb runs a lot of the time, yep, so um where they'd fake a pass and then they just run like lamar jackson style offense or whatever, like what the ravens do, and uh, so there weren't a ton of like balls that actually got out there and we had to rotate players because there were about 40 to 50 players on each side and because we were all all americans, they're like we know, you're all good, so we're not going to have just straight upup backups who just don't play. So they rotated people in a lot, switching players on drives or whatever. So in the time I was in I didn't get a target, which was sad, but it was still really good to be able to play in the Cowboys Stadium. That was really fun.
Speaker 1:So that was the win, and the loss was no targets.
Speaker 2:Yeah, lonnie got to be part of the chain game. We got to see Dallas' locker room, which was really cool. Yeah, that was cool, which is crazy, because nfl locker rooms aren't as nice as college locker rooms. I was surprised.
Speaker 4:I was cool to be in there and see, like this is where the players are, but it wasn't fancy because colleges, that's like a recruiting thing.
Speaker 2:They're like these kids, that's how we get them, is like we got these crazy facilities. But the nfl players, like I'm making nine million dollars this year. I don't give a crap what the locker room looks like. I can just I can build my own in my house. I don't give a crap what the locker room looks like. I can just. I can build my own in my house. I don't even need to. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So the locker rooms weren't like crazy or anything crazy, but it was still really cool to see that.
Speaker 3:Why does it take 20 minutes for Ty to explain that, whenever it took five minutes, not even two minutes, for London to explain it?
Speaker 2:Well cause he explained Chatterbox Cause he explained winter break.
Speaker 1:You're going to let him diss you like that.
Speaker 2:Well, how about you meet me outside after this?
Speaker 1:In the parking lot At 6 o'clock.
Speaker 2:Meet me in the parking lot at 6 o'clock.
Speaker 3:Easy boys, easy boys, I will not be there.
Speaker 1:Did you just send this like this 6'6", like 300 pound dude, and he's like he just walks in.
Speaker 3:He's like yeah, with me. Me and Ty in the parking lot at 6'30".
Speaker 2:We need to video that it was a three second fight, dad just go. I just blew, isn't it crazy, judah got cold and he crawled into a ball and just gave it.
Speaker 4:Well, I've got some fire jokes for you, I've got some gas jokes for you.
Speaker 3:Let, us do it first, because I can't remember my joke that well.
Speaker 4:This whole time he's been like trying not to forget his joke In his mind.
Speaker 2:You can hear him whispering the thing he's like why did the chicken cross the road?
Speaker 3:Why did the chicken cross the road like?
Speaker 4:when you're trying to remember password nine, nine just so you know, bring the heat, because I've probably got the funniest dad jokes I've had yet.
Speaker 1:All right, once I skipped school to go bungee jumping with my friends, I got suspended that is kind of good, that was good.
Speaker 2:The other one from the last time, the calendar one, a year supply of calendars. I got one calendar.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that one you did you want to go back and forth, or do you want to all three hit it? Let's all three hit it.
Speaker 3:Sorry guys okay, I've got two. I can't between. Like, I'm gonna say the first one that I got. Um, my wife asked to sink her phone with my phone, so I threw it into a lake that's pretty good. I threw our iPhones and that's pretty good first question was I didn't know you were married, but yes and then the other joke is hey, dad, why do you always not listen to a single word? I said, the dad says that's a weird way to start a conversation.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait. I didn't know what you said. I was like you literally didn't know what my joke was about.
Speaker 3:I said this is the son. Dad, why do you never listen to a single word? I say. The dad says that's a weird way to start a conversation.
Speaker 2:Oh, like he's been talking to him the entire time.
Speaker 3:And then he just hears it.
Speaker 2:That is really accurate for dad, cause when he gets in the zone, it's like it's not that he's ignoring you, it's just he's so focused that he just doesn't hear it. Yeah, yeah. But once you, once you tell him, once you tell him any, once you tell him, then he's like okay, yeah, but you have to get like beside and be like dad.
Speaker 4:Dad he's like I'm very one track minded, I can get focused on one. I've been talking to him the whole time.
Speaker 3:We call it daddy ears that it is.
Speaker 2:Isn't that a thing, daddy ears, where it's like, only here, certainly, I don't know. It develops over a certain. Okay, my joke, let me, I have mine here hey, I, I remember that in my head that was good.
Speaker 3:Wait, I think, how would you?
Speaker 1:not remember that in your head.
Speaker 3:I remember that in my own well, they're using their phones, so I remember that um well, yeah, but you're keeping it in your phone, so okay, mine's also a wife one he's using chat because I'm bro, the dog just opened the door?
Speaker 4:no, the dog just gemini chat, gbt, what it's?
Speaker 2:apple intelligence? Um, okay, here's my mine's also a wife joke, because apparently me and judah are both married now why is my? Wife's a wonderful woman. Her name's Um, okay, mine's also a wife joke, because apparently me and Judah are both married now. My wife's a wonderful woman, her name's Stuart, her name's Stuart. Ew, that was a turn off. What is that? What?
Speaker 4:is on the dog. What is that?
Speaker 2:That's from what. Chris is cooking. Ew, I gotta go wash my hands. Careful, careful. Now it's time for a brief intermission. He pet the dog. I'll wait for him to get back.
Speaker 4:No, go ahead Okay.
Speaker 2:He'll be back. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Speaker 4:Oh my goodness, that is brutal.
Speaker 2:That's really bad.
Speaker 4:That is brutal. You erased it. Oh my goodness, judah is off taking a shower, yeah just I think it was a vegetable. Why was he so freaked out? He's removing the finger. It's like a pepper.
Speaker 1:What was on your hand?
Speaker 3:he's back, ladies and gentlemen, there's still stuff in his hair where'd he go?
Speaker 4:he's fine, just he went out.
Speaker 2:Taco Bell, and he's a messy eater.
Speaker 3:Well, your joke.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, yeah, I already told my joke. Oh, I'll tell it again. I'll tell it again for you, okay. So I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug, she should embrace.
Speaker 1:Embrace, embrace her. What Mistakes I gave her.
Speaker 2:I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
Speaker 1:She gave me a hug. That's not.
Speaker 2:It was a mistake, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious. That's not the joke, tyler, it's probably.
Speaker 4:Let me go Ready. I don't understand oh, I still don't get it. The knock-knock jokes I'm gonna give to specific people. Okay, I think I have two of them, okay.
Speaker 1:First one, you can have the second one okay.
Speaker 2:I want all the smoke, all right knock, knock.
Speaker 4:Who's in cash cashew? No, thank you, but I'll take a peanut. That is pretty good.
Speaker 1:The fact that you said a peanut. I'll give that a 7.
Speaker 3:I only eat walnuts buddy, I'll give that a 7.
Speaker 4:I didn't get to write yours. I'll give you all 3's across the board.
Speaker 3:Alright 2.
Speaker 4:That's what I think. Speaking of number 2, I've got a number 2 joke and it's my second joke.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say I've got a number two. Did you guys know that I've got to change my pant?
Speaker 4:Did you guys know that diarrhea is hereditary.
Speaker 3:I don't know what hereditary means. What's hereditary?
Speaker 2:You're hereditary. What'd you call me? It runs in your genes. That's pretty good. Now I know what hereditary means. I didn't even know what it meant before, but I got it after you said the joke.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's a fun fact and a dad joke, that's a nine.
Speaker 1:That's a nine. That's a nine and a half. That's one of the best jokes on here. That's a solid nine. No 8.91. 8.254218.
Speaker 2:Coop thinks he's him.
Speaker 4:He thinks he can just wander around, do not pee on the camera, doesn't he look like? He's getting ready to pee on the camera.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's your old camera box. Is he going to pee on my?
Speaker 4:GoPro. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3:Cooper.
Speaker 4:Go back and sit down Coop.
Speaker 1:Hopped out Coop. He's just like standing there.
Speaker 4:All right, you ready.
Speaker 1:They're getting better.
Speaker 4:All right, they're getting better. What about mine? Okay, ty do your socks have holes in them.
Speaker 2:They're holy Ty. Do your socks have holes in them? Yes, Do they no? How?
Speaker 4:do you put your?
Speaker 2:feet in them. Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I thought it was going to be something to do with holy, because you have holy socks. Yeah, it's like what kind of socks do priests wear? Holy socks, priests.
Speaker 4:They don't wear socks.
Speaker 3:Why didn't you do that as a priest? I'm just kidding. That's the problem.
Speaker 2:I'm not becoming a priest, guys, I'll give that a eight. I'll give that a seven and a half.
Speaker 4:Okay, you ready, so I don't want to toot my own horn but, I, did a puzzle the other day. I finished it in one day and the box said three plus years.
Speaker 2:I've seen, I actually have heard that joke. It's crazy because the box said three years.
Speaker 3:Three plus years, that's a good one.
Speaker 2:It's not terrible, but it's not good. It's because I've heard it before. I think it was six and a half.
Speaker 3:A 2.5. I'm kidding. I'll give it a three plus your lawn is a 3.5 you're right throat just stopped working I don't know what happened, but I didn't even eat. Oh sorry, I ate coop's thing, that's what you ate that thing off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it had meat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it had meat on it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You're vegan, Vegan meat, of course.
Speaker 4:Wait, coop please. So five. Okay, last one Ready, this one's for Judah Drum roll, buzz, buzz, knock knock.
Speaker 3:Who's it? Owls, owl. Oh, I know.
Speaker 2:Owls who, yeah, they do. I have heard that one too they said you sound like an owl.
Speaker 3:Who who.
Speaker 1:Who.
Speaker 3:You say, they say you sound like an owl here.
Speaker 2:Let me see I don't know if you guys have heard this one. Did you guys hear about the actress who got stabbed? Her name was like reese, something. It was reese. What's an actor with the spoon? No, it was with a knife have y'all heard that?
Speaker 4:it's funny that when you I have heard that, but it's funny when you say that people automatically say reese witherspoon because I guess there's I mean there's not a ton of other reeses.
Speaker 2:I do like that name. That's a a cool name Reese, reese, reese.
Speaker 3:My name's actually Tyrese.
Speaker 2:Reese.
Speaker 4:Tyrese, a lot of people call you Tyler in the comments, so just in case you're out there.
Speaker 2:His name is Tyler, my name's Tyshawn, let's all spell our names right now, because for me they always say Judd. Or Judas.
Speaker 3:Like.
Speaker 1:Judah. Well, I think, sometimes I think two things.
Speaker 4:Sometimes people just type out typos and sometimes people are voiced Like if you're on your phone, they're voicing the comments.
Speaker 3:Let's still just yeah, let's still just, I'll spell mine it's simple.
Speaker 2:Most people it's simple. I don't get how they don't get it. It's T-H-A-I-Y-E-R Y E R O P M. Okay, actually it's T Y, it's just T Y, it's simple it's two letters, mine is J.
Speaker 3:Listen closely, cause I get my name spelled wrong.
Speaker 2:So I get my name spelled wrong all the time. Why are you?
Speaker 3:talking like Tom and George. I don't care.
Speaker 2:J U.
Speaker 3:D A Q H.
Speaker 1:No Q H, no Q H. Mine's easy I'm London, the city London, like the city I am the city London, I am London. You know they got the name London of the city from me.
Speaker 2:You wanna go to London?
Speaker 4:I'm already there the city was named after me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Even though you're only 13 years old.
Speaker 4:He just gave out your age I'm 2000, oh no, exposed. And his credit card number yeah, even though you're only 13 years old. He just gave out your age I'm 2,500 years old, oh no.
Speaker 3:Exposed. And his credit card number is 54321.
Speaker 4:If a 13-year-old has a credit card that's an issue, yeah.
Speaker 2:Credit card.
Speaker 4:Dib it, dib it, dib. All right, so, before we end this amazing episode, ty what is in your ears, bro.
Speaker 2:Wax, sometimes Honestly.
Speaker 1:What is in your ear lobes? What's that bling on your lobe?
Speaker 2:Earrings. I got them pierced. It was kind of spur of the moment too. Actually we were walking by Claire's and I've been talking about it. I've been like I would do it because I'm like big deal, if I don't like them, I take it out.
Speaker 3:I let them grow back like the ear, because if you get piercings, you can let them cut off your ears.
Speaker 1:I meant fill in. I meant fill in, I meant fill in they'll just grow back, you know fingers, they go back.
Speaker 2:I've lost eight like since when did anyone actually have their, their original fingers by the age of 16, right, I know like I have octopus genes, so I mean I can basically.
Speaker 3:That's why I don't let you guys use the wood chipper.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's exactly why that's my job Anymore.
Speaker 2:Anymore, we used to have another brother, that's not nice. That's not true, you guys haven't seen Ziggy in a while.
Speaker 3:We used to have a very small brother and we were throwing him like a football and it just went he was very small.
Speaker 2:You're gonna give us some trouble okay, uh, what was he gonna say? Uh, oh, yeah, so we were going by claire's and I said it before. I was like I would, because you can let him fill back in or whatever, if you don't like him. Dad's ears were pierced. Um, yeah, his also were pierced. Yeah, you got a lot of here he used to not like nose or anything like that, but he used to get.
Speaker 3:He had a tongue with my mom like whenever they got married. It was like something my tongue pierced.
Speaker 4:No, no, that was like when I was a teenager, oh yeah of course they're all filled.
Speaker 2:They're all filled back in, because he uh don't wear any piercing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that doesn't wear anything, um, but that's the thing I'm like. You're just having a good old time, like, unless little blabbermouths over here you say something, I'll say something oh, watch, that was a threat huh was that a threat or a command. Yes, business or pleasure, pleasure, doing business with you.
Speaker 2:Let me finish. He asked me about my ears. Dad also has piercings and you'd never know, because they filled back in.
Speaker 4:Watching you.
Speaker 2:Because they filled back in. So I'm like worst case, I don't like them, they filled back in. I'm like worst case, I don't like them, they filled back in. Nobody cares.
Speaker 4:Worst case scenario.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we were walking by Claire's and dad's like you want to, and I was like you see that Claire's Wanna pierce it.
Speaker 1:You see that Claire's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wanna pierce them. Yeah, pierce my thorax. Pierce my thoraxax, get an ant tattoo, start calling everybody dog. But yeah, I did get them pierced, yeah, so let me know what you guys think about that.
Speaker 4:I got a feeling there's gonna be mixed reviews embrace your inner youngin dad doesn't have them anymore just go ahead and say it. Go ahead and say it. You've been holding it in the whole time.
Speaker 3:You're in your young okay.
Speaker 4:That was a wayward child. Let I was yeah, he was yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:I did a lot of crazy things.
Speaker 2:Let us know. Hey, we get a thousand comments no.
Speaker 1:We get a thousand comments on this video. For dad to get his nipples pierced.
Speaker 4:This was when I was in my 20s 20s wow.
Speaker 2:Low 20s. So was I there? Was I there Whenever you had him?
Speaker 4:No, oh you no oh, you were a baby that's kind of a flex. It was not a good experience.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, that hurt, because even the ears, I heard it doesn't hurt at all. So they were like I'm gonna count now and I'm like, no, just piercing. And then they did the first one. It wasn't that bad. They did the second one. It's not that it hurt, it's just it felt weird feeling something go all the way through one side and out the other, because you're used to feeling getting pricked, but when you feel it going through and out, it's a weird feeling that you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Um, so that was yeah, but whatever you wanted to say that so bad he did he wanted to expose that guys, I had to just make sure I cook something up really embarrassing for you for the next.
Speaker 2:I mean that's basically, y'all basically know everything. Now Might as well give out your social security number, credit card number, address. We live in, what's it called Arkansas?
Speaker 3:Arkansas.
Speaker 2:We live in Arkansas, west Virginia, alright.
Speaker 4:Well, it's been fun until Judah exposes all my business.
Speaker 2:If Judah's not here. Next episode there's a reason.
Speaker 3:The thumbnail of this video has to be a picture of you with him.
Speaker 1:It's like the big nose ring.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's you with just like eyebrow, all eyebrows, all lips, like everything.
Speaker 3:No you have to have your lips. No, like a picture of me. When you're younger, you're like everything.
Speaker 2:No, you have to have no like a picture you're like and you got like he went through his emu stage his emo stage, he went through his emu, he turned to a bird for three years. It was insane you don't even know what an emu was, the original emu. Emu was finding dad finding Emu. I'm finding Emo. Oh yeah, I've seen that Finding Emo. Have you seen that guy? Have you seen that picture?
Speaker 3:No, I just found that out, it's.
Speaker 2:Finding Emo and it's Nemo, but he's got like black hair, like draped over one eye. That's hilarious yeah.
Speaker 4:Cool.
Speaker 2:Alright 1,000 comments and I will not. I will not.
Speaker 3:That's a pain challenge. Hey, if mom goes skydiving, you have to do it.
Speaker 4:If mom goes skydiving, I'll go skydiving. I'm not piercing my nails.
Speaker 3:You're not scared to go skydiving.
Speaker 2:Mom goes skydiving with a parachute, I'll go without one. How about that?
Speaker 4:I'm not scared in theory, but I'm sure when you get up there it's going to be pretty crazy.
Speaker 3:Well, force you, so yeah yeah all right. Well, appreciate you guys hanging out today.
Speaker 4:Thanks a lot judah for nothing, and we will see you in the next episode. Bye.