Blessing Boys Show

Blessing Boys Christmas Special | #BlessingBoysShow Ep. 07

Justin, Ty, London and Judah Knoop Season 1 Episode 7

Join us today for an awesome Christmas special with the Blessing Boys!

Speaker 1:

As of the posting of this episode right now, tomorrow is Christmas.

Speaker 2:

Santa, oh my god, oh my god, christmas Eve, christmas, christmas.

Speaker 1:

Eve Edition. You guys should have worn something. Yeah so like to be considered a Christmas movie. Does it have to be about Christmas or does it just have to be around?

Speaker 4:

the time of Christmas? I think so, but I think you can still play it.

Speaker 1:

Do you notice? Most of your Christmas movies have Tim Allen in it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, because I like Tim Allen. Thank you very much. And then number two is the Santa Claus. I really love that one. That one's a boredom of a favorite, but then for sure it's the Grinch.

Speaker 1:

Let us know down below if you remember an episode of the Blessing Boys we did when we mowed the Grinch's yard. We never told everybody that it was you. Oh, that's really mature?

Speaker 4:

Well, it was me. This is the reveal.

Speaker 1:

Welcome to the Blessing Boys Show podcast officially in episode seven, which is crazy. Welcome to the Blessing Boys Show podcast officially in episode seven, which is crazy because I think only a certain percentage of podcasts make it past three episodes, believe it or not. So I've got the three big boys, the three BBs, the three big boys with me today.

Speaker 4:

Was that a fat joke. I feel fat shingret now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was a fat joke for Coop.

Speaker 4:

No, oh wow, Because he's gigantic.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think you can see him on camera. So the boys had this idea they want to get, since we've got all these cameras on them and nothing specifically for Coop, since he sits so low, they want a Coop cam. And how do you spell Coop?

Speaker 4:

K-O-O-P.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so K-O-O-P. It can like the frame around it.

Speaker 4:

Oh yeah like the old school, old school Coop cam yeah, and we can have like a thing.

Speaker 3:

Okay, we're going to send it back to Coop.

Speaker 2:

He'll just be, sleeping the whole time. He needs a little mic attached to him.

Speaker 4:

Oh, one of those little mic.

Speaker 3:

Yes and he'll just hear him.

Speaker 1:

Can we get him a? They call them lavalier mics. So yeah, Coop needs a lav Put it on the mania. Connect it to his little leash? Yeah, it might work.

Speaker 3:

I don't know, I would love that.

Speaker 1:

Alright, so, as of the posting of this episode Right now, tomorrow is Christmas.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god, christmas Eve, christmas, christmas Eve, christmas, christmas Eve.

Speaker 1:

Edition. You guys should have worn something Like do you still, you know? Do you have any of you guys? Let us know down below if you remember an episode of the blessing boys we did when we mowed the Grinch's yard.

Speaker 4:

Oh yeah, bro. Okay Listen, I had. There was a yard where I dressed up as a Grinch and mowed a yard.

Speaker 1:

We never told everybody that it was you.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, well, it was me. This is the reveal.

Speaker 1:

Was that a secret? Did anybody not know that that was Ty?

Speaker 4:

But I did. I came out there and then London went and went to weed eat my leg and I was like it's because I'm green, isn't? It I did the whole thing, everything like that.

Speaker 2:

The video got like how many views? Like 75 000, like 70 000 views. No, it was actually me. I just had my identical twin come out, so we could both just play.

Speaker 1:

Well, the thing was is, for some reason, I guess because there's a character in it, youtube automatically detected it and marked it as a made for kids only video, which changes a few things. It has a total different reach and it doesn't allow you to put comments on it and stuff like that.

Speaker 4:

So I don't know it was. I was Frustrated about that and then, because I was like this year we could have done like. If it would have been done good, we could have kept going and done like elf and like had like a different character had Rudolph come out there. Yeah, we literally had Tim Allen come out there.

Speaker 3:

No, we actually would have got Will Ferrell to come out there. As Elf and just eat a bunch of candy in front of me. Oh my gosh, justin, it's China.

Speaker 1:

Do you have any syrup for my spaghetti?

Speaker 2:

You're not the Will, justin. We sit on a throne of lies.

Speaker 4:

You smell like beef and cheese. You sit on a throne of lies.

Speaker 1:

In real life, though, we have some like we eat healthy. And we had some cereal this morning. It we had some cereal this morning. It was just some Cheerios, plain Cheerios. It needed a little bit of sweetener to it. We added some maple syrup. Judah's like how much do I add? I'm like just a teaspoon, so just a little sprinkle. I hand him the thing, he pours it and he's like glue, glue, glue, glue.

Speaker 4:

I'm like shoot Half the pure maple syrup, Then he pulls it out of his teeth.

Speaker 3:

He maple syrup, then he pulls it out, then he pulls out of his seat. He's like I think I think I got some syrup on me. Oh, it's my favorite right over the top. Wait, hold on our christmas video um this video, should we?

Speaker 1:

eat spaghetti with syrup at the end of this video. How are we gonna make syrup in between now and the end?

Speaker 4:

I mean I mean spaghetti.

Speaker 1:

How are we gonna make spaghetti?

Speaker 4:

anyone's gonna want to listen to us? Just oh, this syrup and spaghetti, that's the loudest they have youtube channels like that where people watch, people eat food hold

Speaker 3:

on we can actually like all you have to do is we can add tomato sauce, put a bunch of syrup on there and then just do whatever you do with actually you know what I was thinking since the Christmas episode.

Speaker 4:

Top five Christmas movies yes.

Speaker 1:

Okay okay, all right, let's start with that then.

Speaker 2:

Home Alone 1, Home Alone. 2, Home Alone 3.

Speaker 1:

Well, we'll do each one. So, starting well, we'll start with you, ty, since you were prepared for it. So, from five to one, top five Christmas movies.

Speaker 4:

Angels in the Outfield. Is that a christmas movie journey to the mysterious island?

Speaker 1:

are you making a star wars? Four stop all right, okay, um let me, you had me going there for a minute. I was trying to think of angels.

Speaker 4:

Do you know what is a?

Speaker 1:

christmas movie what that? I just figured out castaway, is it really? Yeah, because he was leaving right at christmas. It's, the movie starts off.

Speaker 4:

They have movies where they do that, like what's the movie is, it's a wonderful life. Where they're like, oh, it's a christmas movie, but some in toy story they consider a christmas movie, it's a wonderful life. They'll be like, oh it's, it's about christmas, but it's yeah, so like to be considered a christmas movie.

Speaker 1:

Does it have to be um about christmas, or does it just have to be around?

Speaker 4:

I think so. I think you can still play it in that time.

Speaker 1:

Have you guys ever seen the movie? And then we'll get back to the list. Have you ever seen the movie? I think it's called Jack Frost. It's about where the the. It's kind of sad Like the dad is trying to get home in a snowstorm to Christmas and he dies but then we had to like buy it or something something like that all right so top five in real life um that's tough no joke, no cap uh, no, kz.

Speaker 4:

Uh, what was I gonna say? Uh, let me think. So. Number five what are some christmas? I know I have. I know this was your idea. I thought you were preparing to go with.

Speaker 1:

Why don't you just name some of your favorite christmas?

Speaker 4:

two. The santa claus two is number five over one no number five okay honest five. I'm going, I'm going down the list. Okay, number three is or it's four.

Speaker 1:

You just skipped four. Oh no, no, no.

Speaker 4:

Number four. Number four is Elf. Okay.

Speaker 1:

It would be higher. Santa Claus 2, Elf it would be higher, but the other ones are just too good.

Speaker 4:

Then it is Christmas with the Cranks at three.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 4:

I agree, that's one of my favorites ever.

Speaker 1:

That's an underrated movie, very underrated, super underrated, very underrated. Do you notice? Most of your Christmas movies have Tim Allen in it. Yeah, because I like those I like, tim Allen.

Speaker 4:

And then number two is the Santa Claus, and that's like I really love that one, that one's like boredom on my favorite, but then for sure it's the Grinch.

Speaker 1:

The.

Speaker 4:

Grinch, the one with Jim Carrey. Yeah, yeah, that's for sure like quotable, it's like.

Speaker 3:

You messed up.

Speaker 4:

It's not just a good Christmas movie. It's a good, it's just a great movie in general. I watch it like not in Christmas.

Speaker 2:

You messed up. Why do you mess up? No Home Alone, no Home Alone. No, oh Home.

Speaker 4:

Alone.

Speaker 3:

Oh, oh.

Speaker 4:

You see, I didn't mean to do that I went no, Home Alone, I went like that Ah, Okay then let me let me, let me.

Speaker 2:

Take out the Santa Claus movies.

Speaker 4:

I'll knock out the Santa Claus 2 and then put Home Alone at number four.

Speaker 1:

I would agree with that Move Elphack Home.

Speaker 4:

Alone 1. Home Alone 1 for sure.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the second one might be better than the first one that's one of the few movies where I think the second one is borderline as good as the first one, the third one not so much.

Speaker 4:

I like the second one better than the first one, so here's my revised list. I have to knock the elf out. I mean, I have to knock elf out. I'm sorry, I didn't watch elf much growing up.

Speaker 4:

I it's okay, it's good, but I just think people sometimes. This last time I watched it I really liked it, but it's not as memorable to me as the other ones. So I'm going to go Home Alone 1. The first Home Alone is number 5. Second Home Alone, number 2. I think second Home Alone is better than the first one. And then third one was Christmas with the Cranks.

Speaker 1:

The camera won't be on you, judah, because you're not making any sound. You're just making a third. Let me finish my list.

Speaker 4:

Third one is christmas, with the cranks got a squeak.

Speaker 1:

Second one I don't care, you just scared the dog. Second one you have.

Speaker 4:

Second one is the santa claus. First one is, uh, the grand christmas tree okay, all right, fair enough.

Speaker 1:

Do you guys have your list prepared?

Speaker 2:

I'll do the three.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's better, that's better. Yeah, that's not as long. No, I'm gonna do top five.

Speaker 2:

Number three Santa, number two the Home Alone movies together and then number one the Grinch. That's a good one, I would say Okay. Okay, so I would say you guys see how my list was like two seconds long and his was like two seconds long and his was like 13 minutes. I'm telling you those two extra spots are those two.

Speaker 4:

Two extra spots are hard all right, give me.

Speaker 3:

Okay, hold on, give jesus. Uh, fifth, I would say it's hard. I would say, um, santa claus two that was better than the first one. That was completely disagree. What santa claus two is better than the first one?

Speaker 4:

That was Completely disagree. What, santa Claus 2 is better than the first one? Are you kidding me? That's not true, is?

Speaker 2:

Santa Claus 2, the one where he has a toy Santa.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's definitely not.

Speaker 3:

Are you kidding me? I'm talking.

Speaker 1:

No, you're talking about 3. 3 is Jack Frost.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't. Yeah, okay, number 1. That's what I was thinking of. Number one I mean number five is Number three Just do three Top three. Okay, so number, oh, number three, that would be. I would say it's hard. I'm going to do number two and I'll think about I'm going to do number two and number one and then I'll do three. I'm going to say for number two I'm going to go with the Grinch, and then number one, home Alone 1. And then number three Home Alone 2.

Speaker 1:

So Home Alone 2, the Grinch, and Home Alone 1.

Speaker 4:

The Grinch not being a number one and the Santa Claus not being on there is outrageous.

Speaker 2:

Castaway will be on my top five, if that happens.

Speaker 4:

as a Christmas movie, castaway would be number two if it was a Christmas movie. No, just watch that.

Speaker 3:

Castaway is a Christmas movie. That's number five. Number two is Santa Claus.

Speaker 4:

Okay, dad, what's yours? I mean number three. I'm not the biggest fan of talking about the first time I watched them. Yeah, nostalgia.

Speaker 3:

That's what it is.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, so for me it's A rose, such a clatter.

Speaker 3:

Cast away. I didn't really like Elf. I don't really like Elf, yeah.

Speaker 4:

I don't know why Everybody? I feel like it's not that funny, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 2:

Three top four to be honest, I'm not a big will fail guy yeah, he's not that funny no, he's funny.

Speaker 1:

I like kevin james, I'm gonna say castaway number three, number two, grinch we all know, everyone knows number one christmas with the cranks, okay, the animated one.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I forgot about that. The animated Grinch is terrible.

Speaker 4:

No, it's not terrible. It's just not as good as the other one.

Speaker 2:

It's mediocre. What about the live action? One is way better.

Speaker 1:

Oh, what about? What was I thinking of? A Christmas Story? Have you guys ever seen that You'll shoot?

Speaker 4:

your eye out A long time ago, the BB gun. I need to watch that again. I haven't seen that. I don't even remember what the storyboard was. That's a classic.

Speaker 1:

You know, what I used to watch a lot when I was a kid Was the classics, like the old school Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with the snowman.

Speaker 3:

Oh, panda Express, polar Express.

Speaker 4:

Polar Express, panda Express.

Speaker 1:

That's an Asian restaurant bro.

Speaker 4:

What's your favorite Christmas movie? Panda, Express, McDonald's and.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, orange Chicken, no hold on.

Speaker 3:

Hey, we'll like Polar Express.

Speaker 4:

I can't because of the animation. It creeps me out a little bit.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, in the link below we'll like write our top five movies, like all of them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're different. So I say, if you guys want to comment below your favorite Christmas movie, just number one favorite Christmas movie comment down below.

Speaker 3:

Let us know I'd be interested to see.

Speaker 4:

We can watch some of those.

Speaker 1:

There's probably some in there that we even forgot about.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, y'all comment yours.

Speaker 1:

Tell us if you agree, or not who you pick, but what else is new guys?

Speaker 4:

We got one of our grandmothers on our mom's side coming down to visit for Christmas. We're excited about that. Then we got I have. I'm playing in an All-American game in the Cowboys Stadium on the. Is it the 27th or the 28th?

Speaker 1:

It starts the day after Christmas, and then it's three or four days after that.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I think on the 28th is the actual game. 28th or 29th is the actual game and then I do practices up until then and it'll be in the Cowboys Stadium. It's two teams, it's called the Dream All-American Bowl with National Radar and I'll be playing in that their underclassmen bowl game, and that's going to be fun. So I'm excited for that. I'm not a Dallas fan, so I might like. I think we're going to be using their locker room, so I might like put in the word Jerry, I'm not a Dallas fan, so I might like. And I think we're going to be using their locker room, so I might like.

Speaker 3:

Vandalize their locker room. Put in the work with Jerry Jones.

Speaker 4:

Oh yeah, put in the work with Jerry Jones. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm like hey, you know I'm, I'm looking for work. If you're looking to hire, I'm right here. Players alright.

Speaker 3:

I'm still mad that Ty didn't put Home Alone as number one.

Speaker 1:

Still.

Speaker 2:

It's really good my top five Home Alone 1, home Alone. 2, home Alone 3,. Home Alone 4.

Speaker 4:

And then Disney Plus edition of Home Alone Shrek, Shrek, shrek, favoriterek, shrek, it's a Christmas movie. Favorite Christmas movie no the Shrek short Christmas short where it's like with Donkey or something like that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So I do want to let you guys know the fans that I did let London know how many of you commented in the last episode. Well, first thing, All right, Listen, first things first. We record these obviously ahead of time. At this point we haven't received a thousand comments yet on the last episode. If you haven't commented on the last episode, go back and comment, because we need a thousand so Brooke can go skydiving. That's one.

Speaker 4:

Yes, okay, so go back and comment.

Speaker 2:

It's really important, you should do that for us, we that for us. Second already by the time maybe we might.

Speaker 4:

But secondly, everyone wants london to play a song on the piano and I told him it's okay he's gonna come out with a documentary or something where he's like, yeah, the blizzing boys behind the scenes, they made me play piano. It was horrible, the living conditions were unacceptable, all right?

Speaker 1:

Well, we'll try to convince him, but we're not going to force him.

Speaker 4:

He should do like it's like you open the door and it's like he's playing in there, Like he doesn't know we're filming him and he's like guess who's back. And then he goes and he like whips toward the camera, those little glasses come down and it's like who's?

Speaker 4:

back. And then he goes and he like whips toward the camera, those little glasses come down. It's like like you think he doesn't know you're playing. And then he's like it's like, guess who's back? And he like whips to the camera and starts flying but um, so on to the second thing.

Speaker 1:

We I also put out a poll to see you guys vote, because we put out the announcement we're going to be making adventure style videos and they're going to be super awesome and we're going to put these videos just so. You guys know are going to take a lot more work. We're going to try to put them out as much as we can, but there's the difference between these and the lawn care videos is there's travel involved, which takes time. There's a lot more more difficult video work, things to capture when you're not just getting stuff on GoPro, and then, of course, the editing takes a little longer. But we'd rather do that and create higher quality content, more entertaining content, more visually looking good content, stuff like that, than just try to pump out a bunch of videos. So we're going to try to do as much as we can quantity wise, without with also having the highest amount of quality, and so we're excited about that.

Speaker 1:

But I put out a poll a while back and I don't know where it's at now because I can't see into the future.

Speaker 1:

But on a couple ideas that we had, a couple ideas that were inspired from the comments as well, you guys, ideas we had, and then things that are inspired for the comments as well. So the three things that we put out where we want to go to big Ben national park, which is in Texas it's about an eight hour drive from us and do some overnight camping, hiking and canoeing through the Rio Grande river. And we also want to set up there's a local company that's pretty close to us that does outdoor wilderness skills training so we learn how, like how, how to create fire from just friction, how to build shelters, forageables, just basically how to survive in the wilderness with very, very minimal things. So that's one video that we're going to do as well, and the other one, of course, is capturing brook skydiving. So it'll be interesting to see what you guys want to see first. So we're excited about that. What do you guys think about those activities?

Speaker 4:

Are you excited? Scared I'm really excited.

Speaker 1:

Tired, did you say tired.

Speaker 4:

Good luck, I'm tired.

Speaker 3:

I'm tired. I don't know why.

Speaker 4:

We're going to be doing some more adventure content, so you'll see us, you'll go on with us on some adventures. We're going to make it big because we're just starting off now, but we're going to eventually get to start doing some really crazy adventures and survival challenges and stuff like that, and eventually we're going to go to Jamon.

Speaker 1:

To what Jamon.

Speaker 2:

The moon.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the moon, the moon. I was like what is Jamon?

Speaker 2:

Jamon.

Speaker 4:

I thought of.

Speaker 3:

Michael Jackson Jamon, jamon, jamon I thought of Michael Jackson Jamon. No, that's how they say it in. Nasa, they go Jamon. Okay, they don't say that, but okay, yeah, I saw it, says the guy who's never been to France. I saw him in Rome, have you ever?

Speaker 4:

met a French person Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 1:

I used to take French in high school. Do you guys know that French Spanish?

Speaker 4:

you're Italian and you didn't take.

Speaker 1:

Spanish, I'm Italian and I took French say French say French, french, francais Bonjour, come see, come sir.

Speaker 4:

I can speak French.

Speaker 1:

Je m'appelle Justin.

Speaker 4:

See, I can speak French. I'm speaking French right now.

Speaker 3:

Une salle de bain.

Speaker 1:

I think that means bathroom, all right, so.

Speaker 3:

No, no, no, let's hear London's impression.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I don't do impressions, speak French.

Speaker 3:

I can't Speak French.

Speaker 1:

Do you see how hard it is to rein these knuckleheads in?

Speaker 3:

Hey, don't use potty language. I already told you this. Do you know what potty language is?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's knucklehead. Yeah, well, so on to the next segment, which is arguably my favorite segment.

Speaker 3:

Oh, of course I know what it is.

Speaker 1:

What is it?

Speaker 3:

We all know what it is. No, you don't.

Speaker 1:

Dad jokes.

Speaker 4:

Dad facts, dad facts, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Dad facts and random jokes. No, I'm just kidding. All right Random facts and dad jokes. So first joke Be ready to be rated.

Speaker 2:

Wait, wait Drum roll.

Speaker 1:

This one's good. The drum roll, yeah, drum roll. If you're a, b, I feel like I'm sinking in my chair, which I probably am right off the camera, all right, so this one's pretty funny. I don't, I might be starting off with the best one, but that's okay don't start off with the best one yeah, I have to. It's just so good no you'll never guess it you'll never guess it no, you won't do. You know what the fastest liquid on earth is? The fastest liquid on earth oh liquid metal hydrogen peroxide, slow, uh, let me think rocket fuel milk.

Speaker 1:

It's pasteurized before you see it.

Speaker 4:

Okay, I get that. Yeah, I get it Two.

Speaker 1:

You don't get it. London, do you Two Pasteurized. I'll give that a six.

Speaker 4:

I know it's really funny when I think about it, but when it happens, if it hurts your brain.

Speaker 1:

You can't. It was too, much.

Speaker 4:

That was too deep, it was too much, it was too deep Okay.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 3:

Two.

Speaker 1:

This one's just like a statement joke. Okay, you can say what you want about gymnastics people who do gymnastics, but they bend over backwards for their country. Okay, I should say it should have been like this you can say what you want about Olympic gymnasts, but they bend over backwards for the country that's really good.

Speaker 4:

I like that a lot. That's like an eight and a half.

Speaker 2:

I give it a six.

Speaker 4:

I really like that one.

Speaker 1:

Four point two. Four point two. You're the tough crowd.

Speaker 4:

Eight and a half. That was like one of my favorite jokes. You said I'm going to give it a nine. Actually, I really like that one.

Speaker 1:

Four this is a good one too, so I started a roofing company business, but it keeps losing money.

Speaker 4:

I guess I can't keep building them on the house. That's pretty good too. I like that one.

Speaker 3:

I'll give that one a seven.

Speaker 1:

I'll give it a 6.2. Your mom last week got us into the decimal system 6.9.

Speaker 4:

And there's no return.

Speaker 1:

Yeah because my joke is last did you guys bring?

Speaker 3:

any this week?

Speaker 1:

no, but I can you better have some next time. People like to.

Speaker 4:

I'll just bring back the one.

Speaker 1:

There was a person in the comments that said ty actually won with his profit joke. Do you remember what it?

Speaker 2:

was, I got a joke. I got here.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, wait, tell me a joke a clown held the door for me today. That was a nice gesture. What was it and why does your phone have an Indian accent? A clown held the door for me. It was a great gesture. Oh, a clown held the door. Okay, I got you, I don't get it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I get it.

Speaker 1:

Do you know what a gesture is?

Speaker 2:

Like for the king?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it's making a play on words, on gesture, so I'll retell my joke from last week.

Speaker 4:

Okay, so I decided to start a company that makes trampolines disguised as prayer mats, and since we've made them, profits have gone through the roof.

Speaker 2:

And then this was my joke from last week.

Speaker 4:

I love that one so much.

Speaker 2:

I won a competition. I won a competition and the prize was a year worth of calendars.

Speaker 4:

They only sent me one calendar.

Speaker 1:

You got to say it like you're really excited to be really disappointed, I know, but why is that joke? So you Like, I just feel like it just fits. You got to say it super monotone.

Speaker 4:

You got to be like arms crossed. You got to be like I won a competition and the prize was a year's supply of calendars. They only sent me one calendar. Wait, hold on.

Speaker 3:

And here's my joke Let the chicken cross the road.

Speaker 4:

I don't know To get to the other side.

Speaker 2:

To get to the others that was way too long of a pause.

Speaker 1:

Okay, people listening they thought the episode was over, all right ready, I gotta get to number, okay, all right guys. The number four I know camping isn't a sport, but it's intense.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I like that, yeah, I give it a six.

Speaker 2:

I give it a 7.25.

Speaker 3:

5.6984.

Speaker 2:

I give that one a six.

Speaker 1:

I give you a pie.

Speaker 4:

I like the ones where I can try to guess them Pie equals three.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, okay. Do you know what an undertaker is? How does an undertaker make his money? Undertaking, I don't know uh that was really good, that was really good, he earns it. Wait, oh like an earn is what you put ashes in like oh, okay, I like that one I like that one a lot okay I don't think one's is pretty good too.

Speaker 4:

Those are are really good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, alright, alright. Random fact, we're going to end with.

Speaker 4:

I'll give it an eight.

Speaker 2:

That was really good Random facts.

Speaker 1:

Cool, alright. So random facts. Did you know that bananas are berries but strawberries are not?

Speaker 4:

Yeah, because the seeds aren't on the inside.

Speaker 1:

Smart kid, you can talk to your teacher. You did, bro. Yeah, did you know that veggie tails? Oh, I was like are you just randomly breathing into the microphone?

Speaker 2:

Did you know that veggie tails do a lie? Because tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits, are actually both fruits, so it should be fruity tails.

Speaker 4:

That's horrible, it shouldn should be fruity tails. That's horrible, it shouldn't be fruity tails Die.

Speaker 1:

Oh, too much Without Zion here. Who knows what Zion is going to say. Coop, how you doing over there? As soon as I said that his eyebrows raised, Put him in the microphone, See if he wants to introduce himself. Say hello his eyebrows raised.

Speaker 4:

Put him in the microphone see if he wants to introduce himself and say hello. That was good, come on back. Come on, that was great. Get him back that timing.

Speaker 3:

Pick him up. He can jump.

Speaker 2:

He can jump, jump, jump, pick him up. He always hesitates All right, so You're mine.

Speaker 1:

Does any of you guys know what a group of flamingos is called A troop?

Speaker 2:

Oh, I've heard this before, like a thousand. I have not heard this before A flamboyant A flamboyant.

Speaker 1:

How did you know?

Speaker 4:

that Is it real.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, you're joking. I'm not joking, I didn't know that at all. Wait, was it A flamboyant?

Speaker 4:

A flamboyant, I just thought that you know how people like. Isn't that a word to describe something Like flamboyant?

Speaker 1:

I guess that's. That was pretty good. All right, so sloths, you won't know this one.

Speaker 2:

This is crazy. Sloths can hold their breath. That's a hard word to say For like 20 minutes.

Speaker 1:

They can hold their breath.

Speaker 2:

They can hold their breath longer than dolphins.

Speaker 4:

Then why don't they live in what Wait they can hold their breath for 20 minutes. How long can dolphins hold their breath Sloths? I don't know. Yeah, but I bet that Dolphins can hold their breath for 20 seconds.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I bet they will be drownded by the time they try to get back up from the waddle. They're like so slow it's like come on, get back up. I'm trying.

Speaker 1:

Maybe that's why it that why?

Speaker 4:

they hang upside down. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1:

So do bats.

Speaker 4:

Do bats? See upside down.

Speaker 3:

No, I just made that up, that's why whenever you watch videos of people holding them, they always look at people like this.

Speaker 4:

That's kind of weird. Yeah, that is weird.

Speaker 3:

So if a sloth was upside down, they would be seeing like you see, that's even crazier than badgers pooping out squares. Ty, have you accomplished that?

Speaker 1:

No, it was wombats, wombats.

Speaker 3:

Ty has accomplished pooping out squares.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I have been floating.

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking about going pro, just thinking about creating a giant poop Rubik's Cube A. Poop Rubik's Cube A poop Rubik's Cube. That's Cube, a Poobix, poobix Cube.

Speaker 2:

He only eats soda dyes for a week. Yeah, I only eat square foods, though.

Speaker 4:

That's the secret is you have to only eat square foods for a week straight, and then you can.

Speaker 1:

Ice cubes. That's the secret.

Speaker 4:

Yep only ice cubes, you can only eat like cube gummies. Legos, legos work well.

Speaker 3:

Hey, nick, legos, legos work well.

Speaker 1:

Hey, nick, shout out to last episode. If you haven't seen it, you would get that Go watch it, go watch it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, y'all need to watch this last episode and comment For mom's guy yeah, please, I feel like having A house full of boys.

Speaker 1:

It's A day doesn't go by when you don't talk about Poop. Yeah, okay, did you guys know that the Eiffel Tower actually grows larger in the summer?

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, because metal shrinks and grows oh yeah, I mean technically Wait.

Speaker 3:

The Eiffel Tower is metal. Oh sorry, I thought I was thinking of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. For some reason.

Speaker 4:

Probably also got metal in it, possibly.

Speaker 2:

Did you know that the Eiffel Tower can jump?

Speaker 1:

What was that face Juno Did?

Speaker 2:

you know that a frog can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower? Yes that's how I can't jump alright, two more.

Speaker 1:

I've got two more. Okay, cows have best friends and they get stressed out when they get separated from their best friends, so they like develop friendships with other cows dang, I believe that I wonder if they can develop friendships with humans. Oh, yeah sure yeah, I mean other animals can like dogs look at that dog do you know what makes a cow the saddest? When its owner moves?

Speaker 4:

Ah, that's good. Was that on the spot?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, ah, that was a good one Made that up, I give that a zero.

Speaker 3:

He's on the chair, not a spot. I'm kidding Wow.

Speaker 1:

What is hotter the surface of the sun or the bolt of lightning?

Speaker 3:

Bolt of lightning yeah, no, the surface of the sun.

Speaker 1:

A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.

Speaker 4:

It's the surface of the sun, not the sun.

Speaker 2:

Then how do some people survive when they get struck?

Speaker 3:

Because it's so fast, because it goes through them, yeah, and it's different.

Speaker 2:

You conduct it. Yeah, it's so fast.

Speaker 3:

You're a conductor.

Speaker 1:

And it's so, yeah, it's so fast and you become a conductor. So if you're grounded when you don't, is like if there's no grounding, so the electricity goes through you or it's.

Speaker 2:

So you're saying if I get in trouble and get grounded in my room, I can survive any lightning bolt?

Speaker 1:

Yes, you're grounded.

Speaker 3:

Yes, it's not a thunderstorm outside london, you're just grounded go yeah, okay, awesome.

Speaker 1:

So well, since it's christmas eve, we're gonna go watch. We're gonna go watch some christmas movies and uh castaway.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, no, yeah, hey, just watched that yesterday. Great movie, y'all should watch it. If you haven't seen, they've probably seen it, yep I gotta admit, the saddest part was for sure hey go it's a 24 year old movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's like. That's like the pain. Spoiler alert.

Speaker 4:

Spoiler alert there's a nate bargazzi joke where he's like um he's like he's a comedian he's about? Yeah, he's a comedian and he's talking about.

Speaker 4:

He's like about to make a joke about um the sixth sense, the sixth sense, the movie the sixth sense, and he's like um, so I'm about to make this joke. He's like don't, I'm about to make this joke, don't be, I'm gonna spoil it. He's like don't be like, oh, we're gonna go watch that today. You're gonna stop by blockbuster and pick up a copy. He's like you weren't gonna do that.

Speaker 1:

It's like 30 years old we're gonna stop the last blockbuster you weren't about to pop like your vhs of cast have you ever even seen a VHS?

Speaker 4:

At Nana's.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a VCR.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, wait, hold on, don't ruin it?

Speaker 4:

No, they're good.

Speaker 3:

They're fine. No, don't ruin it, it's when?

Speaker 4:

No, no, no.

Speaker 3:

Judah, it's fine. It's fine, it's when Wilson Bro.

Speaker 4:

Oh, I, oh, I thought you were gonna say something else. I would've.

Speaker 1:

I would've drowned for Wilson, I would've gotten him and then just goodbye. Coolest part of that movie. If you didn't know it ends.

Speaker 4:

The movie ends in Texas in Texas, yeah where we are yeah, we should go to that crossroads do you know? Do you know the crossroads it ends with him facing California. So the thing is that he started over here and he's making it From Tennessee.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, well, we love you guys. We hope that you have an amazing Christmas Eve with your family and an amazing Christmas day with your family.

Speaker 3:

I hope you have a pleasure with your family Pleasure.

Speaker 1:

It's been a pleasure to hang with you on Christmas Eve here today. You're still talking like so yeah, you see how long it takes me to actually get a sentence through get these cotton heads and nanny muggins careful youtube is gonna yeah, you might block you, you might get bleeped yeah, but yeah, thank you guys for hanging with us on christmas eve here and uh, and we will see you after the holiday can I say it go ahead bye subscribe your favorite donut no favorite Christmas movie below see ya.