Blessing Boys Show
Welcome to The Blessing Boys Show Podcast, where we take you behind the scenes of our family’s journey to transform overgrown yards and uplift our community. Join Justin and his sons, Ty, London, Judah as we share the stories, challenges, and heartwarming moments that come with helping those in need. Whether we’re tackling a jungle of a yard, meeting incredible people, or just having fun as a family, this podcast gives you an inside look at our adventures and the values that drive us. Tune in for inspiring conversations, laughter, and lessons learned along the way. If you’re a fan of transformation, family, and making a difference, this is the podcast for you!
Blessing Boys Show
Surprise Guest Alert! You Asked, We Delivered! | #BlessingBoysShow Ep. 04
Meet the energetic Zion, our special guest and the fourth blessing boy, who joins us on this wildly entertaining episode of the Blessing Boys Show. Alongside our favorite canine companion, Koop (or "Koopie," if you please), Zion breathes a fresh wave of youthful zest into our vibrant stories. From London's battle with a sprained wrist to Judah's encounter with a snapped collarbone, we manage to keep the humor rolling as we recount these misadventures that seem to love our crew a bit too much.
Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of tales featuring lizard-catching antics, Judah's unforgettable bee suit dance moves, and a hilarious miscalculation of bench press feats.
As the episode unfolds, we explore imaginative invention ideas, rapid-fire questions, and of course, no episode is complete without the classic dad jokes that will have you groaning and laughing in equal measure. Join us for an episode teeming with fun, laughter, and the promise of more delightful adventures to come.
If you eat a donut, you get all the knowledge for the day.
Speaker 2:Ingestible knowledge.
Speaker 1:Ingestible knowledge.
Speaker 3:Ingestible knowledge dude In the form of donuts. You heard it here first In the form of donuts.
Speaker 1:Well, donuts would be bad knowledge.
Speaker 2:But donuts would be good knowledge oh yeah, like health oh so to get smart, you gotta eat your veggies.
Speaker 3:You know how many people would eat healthy?
Speaker 1:A lot of recovery Until recently. A lot of recovery. We actually just caught a lizard today and its tail fell off and it didn't grow back yet. No, it hasn't grown back yet. Yeah, we caught a lizard today for this little fella over here, little fella.
Speaker 2:No the tiny one. For a top 10 most dangerous neighborhood or whatever. We had some people follow us on tell us that they follow our channel, and then a guy came and gave us cookies.
Speaker 4:The same guy you were in.
Speaker 2:In the top 10 most dangerous yard. We got cookies. That's what we got. He is love. He is outdoors.
Speaker 4:That was good.
Speaker 1:That was good. No, I meant like in one sentence love outdoors. I know that was good, Like I was trying to do that.
Speaker 2:He's love, he's out, he's doors.
Speaker 1:I don't know why that's so funny. Love outdoors is my reward.
Speaker 3:Because if you break apart the word it doesn't make sense. I know you mean that. Welcome to the Blessing Boys Show podcast. This is officially episode four, and we have heard the fans in the comments. They wanted a couple different things, a couple different things they requested. They requested number one, that mom, come on. We weren't able to do that today because we're in kind of a tight-packed room and we only got so many microphones and cameras. But we did listen and we got. Who do we have here today on the show? Zion? Zion, our special guest, the fourth blessing boy that some of you may not even know exists. But yeah, zion, how old are you? Five, awesome. So Zion's five years old. So he's not been out on a yard with us, but he is very much so a blessing boy in training. So we're excited to have him on the podcast today and we've also got not just one, not just two, but all three of the blessing boys on the show today. Say hello, boys.
Speaker 1:Hey, you meant to say four. Look at this one down here.
Speaker 3:Okay, and Coop We've got two guest appearances.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:Come on, I can't wait. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Coopie's on the podcast right now. He's our dog and he's so cute yeah, he's so good, he is cute.
Speaker 3:His name's Coop, or he goes by Coop, and what else did you say? What do we call him?
Speaker 1:Luke. No, we call him Coopie, coopie Luke. Does we call him Coopy, coopy Luke?
Speaker 3:Does someone want to do the official call? What is the noise we make when we want him to come to?
Speaker 2:us Coopy, coopy, coopy Coopy. Coopy he's licking his mouth.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:No he's taking it away Awesome. So, you may have noticed, based on one of our previous episodes, and just so you may have noticed, based on one of our previous episodes, and just so you guys know, a lot of times we pre-record the uh podcast episodes so they're actually on quite a bit. They're they're recorded quite a bit ahead of time as, as compared to the actual yard, uh, um, the yards that we do. So sometimes you may be like, oh, what's something's going on different. Like judah, you know, there's an injury in this episode and there's not an injury in the yard, so that's why the timing can be off sometimes. But, as you've seen on previous episodes, we mentioned that two of the boys got injured. Boys, how are your injuries coming along well?
Speaker 4:mine was just sprained, so it's like almost all the way healed and I've only missed one blessing boy yard which was two days after so yeah, it was right after.
Speaker 3:So Lennon sprained his wrist, missed one blessing boy's yard. Judah snapped his collarbone.
Speaker 1:Okay. So I got tackled whenever I was playing quarterback and I landed on my shoulder and I landed like this, so it just kind of. But the the good thing is is it snapped on like the end. So whenever it snapped it like um, it like was on the end so I didn't have to get surgery, if you know what I mean. So it wasn't terrible, so it was. It's been a pretty good recovery. Like I can move it a little bit, like sometimes I can do a little shimmy um, but but it's pretty good recovery. Like I can move it a little bit, like sometimes I can do a little shimmy um, but but it's pretty good. Um. Sadly I won't be like fully better doing like shoulder workouts and all that stuff playing football until like January, so it's not that great, but at least I'm healing pretty good so I'm not in a ton of pain yeah, just it easy.
Speaker 3:So basically your bench has gone down from like 275 to 150?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Maybe 200 to. I got a new record, 300, but it's gone down to about 200, if you know what I mean. I am not lying. Yeah, he's not lying. So excruciate your favorite coop.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that means Come on, everybody, describe your favorite coop.
Speaker 3:Describe your favorite coop and Luke. And Luke, and Luke, yeah, we're going to start calling him Luke too. Zion, how much do you bench press?
Speaker 1:Maybe 10 times, 6 times or 100 times I'm kidding 10 times, 6 times 100 100 times.
Speaker 4:I'm kidding, let me add that together, so he said 10 times, 6 times 100 times.
Speaker 1:So 10 times would be 1, 6 times would be 6. So 161.
Speaker 3:You lost me. Yeah, that math was awful. So what you?
Speaker 4:do is you take?
Speaker 1:all the front numbers and you line them up. So 10 starts with a 1, 6 starts with a 6, and then 100 starts with a 1. So that gets 161.
Speaker 3:And moving on.
Speaker 2:I think I just lost some brain cells.
Speaker 1:Okay, then moving on.
Speaker 3:Well, I just came to someone All right on a serious note on a serious note, now that we've rambled for five minutes. Okay, Other than the broken bones and injuries, what's been going on lately? What's been happening in the last two weeks since the last episode A lot of hot weather.
Speaker 1:A lot of recovery.
Speaker 2:Until recently.
Speaker 1:We actually just caught a lizard today, so, and its tail fell off and it didn't grow back yet. No, it hasn't grown back yet. Yeah, we caught a lizard today for this little fella over here, me. No the tiny one. He's got five, he's five with five fingers. This is actually the third day of us trying to find a lizard.
Speaker 3:They are so fast.
Speaker 1:For two days. He caught one and he thought it was going to bite him, so he let it go. He just caught it with one hand and then he let it go, and then next day we did it, and then the next day we did.
Speaker 3:And then how long when we catch a lizard, how long do we keep them?
Speaker 1:For about a day. So, about like zero days, but like one day whenever you catch it, so it could live more, yeah, so so we keep it until like nighttime and then we let it go and live its natural habitat.
Speaker 3:You made it sound like it's a lizard that like doesn't use deodorant or something natural natural, okay, so what?
Speaker 1:I mean the lizards.
Speaker 2:don't use deodorant, that's true, but if he did, what do they?
Speaker 1:What do you think that? Maybe they that maybe that's why they always go on Like sap trees.
Speaker 2:They just like yeah, I'm not convinced. I think they use deodorant.
Speaker 1:That's a conspiracy theorist. We believe Lizards use deodorant.
Speaker 3:What kind of deodorant Native? No, it's the tree sap from the honey. The honey tree sap, you know so tell me about this judah, we uh, the people probably maybe the people watching saw that episode we did of the man's farm and give us a recap of that when did you come up with that dance, those dance moves in the bee suit, Okay okay. If you want to learn them if hey, I got an idea.
Speaker 1:How about this If we get? If we get, let's say, 150,000 likes, I will do a tutorial on how to do that dance. That's a lot. Okay, I'll bring it down to like 50,000. Okay, 20,000 likes and I'll do a tutorial on how to do that dance. The dance is called Gritty and then we will give you a real picture He'll share Gritty once he learns how to Gritty.
Speaker 2:So bye.
Speaker 3:If you're listening to this or watching this and you don't know which episode we're talking about, if you haven't seen it. It was the episode that was where we helped the family with the farm and redo that and the surprise was in the end of it Jida, jida.
Speaker 1:Jida. I don't understand People. In the comments they always said Judd. My own dad called me Jida. Comments they always said judge. My own dad called me jita. Like the art editor in the description thing he spent, he spelt like judas. Everybody thinks my name is judas you don't want to be.
Speaker 2:I need to change my name. I know I'm like you think we named our kid judas, yeah brother judas I know he's trying to protect me over here, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro broke out my back.
Speaker 3:Anyway, it's the video that is us helping our friends out on the farm and in the end Judah goes into the section where they have bees. They got boxes of bees and stuff like that, so he had to suit up. But he entertained us by doing some pretty sick dance moves in the bee suit, which it was a little big. It was a couple sizes too big.
Speaker 1:Oh, I wouldn't say a couple, Maybe like five, because I'm a 10-year-old and I was probably for like a 6'2" 200-pound guy. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2:Well, good thing you're 6'2", it's 200 pounds.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're not 6'2".
Speaker 4:No, I'm 6'4".
Speaker 1:actually it was a little bit small, but I made it work, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I know what you mean. You stretched it. I know what you mean. How about you guys? What's new Ty, you're the only one, not injured.
Speaker 2:I didn't break a bone. I stubbed my toe, which I think hasn't received enough attention.
Speaker 1:And then I stubbed my toe for a thousand years. So hi.
Speaker 4:I won't have to miss any games or anything, because like this is crazy. We were supposed to have a game today.
Speaker 3:Yeah, lennon's injury is pretend, so he won't have to miss.
Speaker 2:Yeah, lennon's was fake, he was faking it yeah, his injury was fake, but the medical bill wasn't. You're right about that.
Speaker 1:Sadly everybody listen. So we're in the messy boys. He just had to bang on his soccer ball. Sadly, our game got canceled today.
Speaker 4:No, game, no game. That's why.
Speaker 2:I'm quarterback yeah because you did quarterback and under receiver.
Speaker 1:He's going to be replacing me for the game you don't have any other quarterbacks though?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:Our other quarterback that was supposed to be with us. He quit because he didn't like quarterback, but he thought he liked quarterback so he already got into it and he didn't want to tell the coach that he didn't want to be quarterback.
Speaker 2:So sorry if I'm being really confusing so he quit.
Speaker 4:In summary, he quit so he was quarterback that maybe wanted to, maybe didn't and quit because he maybe didn't want it. He kind of wanted to not maybe be quarterback.
Speaker 2:But then he became the not already maybe quarterback, so he quit.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's enough jokes about me, okay.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm taking too much harm right here. Nobody's going to know I'm stressed out.
Speaker 3:Exactly. Their main issue is they're just too serious all of the time and they never joke around.
Speaker 1:I know I just can't joke.
Speaker 2:I've been watching some like like Nate Bargatze videos trying to take some notes and stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, I just can't joke.
Speaker 3:So to get you boys. That was my biggest worry. I was like is there any way that we can keep these boys on track? Probably not, but it's all good. So what happened was you guys got injured and then you had to travel to Houston, three hours away, for a football game and you guys left me hanging that Friday to do my own yard, which is cool. I get it. I mean, it wasn't like it was crazy wow complaining about us getting hurt.
Speaker 1:Actually my game was on.
Speaker 2:Uh, there are two. The two biggest schools in Texas for football are DeSoto and Duncanville.
Speaker 2:I was in Dallas, not Houston, in Dallas, yeah are DeSoto and Duncanville and my game was on one of their second fields because they have multiple fields, and that's where my game was and we were playing at the same time as DeSoto and Duncanville and you could hear them screaming from across the street because they have some $50 million stadium or something like that. So it's huge. And so we played right beside that and we were like we game up quick because DeSoto Duncanville is playing and that's like the biggest game of the year for high school football.
Speaker 3:If I'm not mistaken, duncanville has a 6'9" 400 pound lineman.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he's like a sophomore. No, that was the.
Speaker 1:DeSoto Eagles.
Speaker 2:That's what we're saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh no it's not Duncanville or DeSoto. Yeah, it's DeSoto. You're right, it's not.
Speaker 2:DeSoto and if he were to enter the NFL right now, he would be the biggest player in the NFL. That's such a flex. Imagine, I watched it. No, I watched a video. That's not even fair 400 pounds.
Speaker 1:I watched a video on it.
Speaker 2:I've seen him too. No, he's fast, that's the thing. He's really fast.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 69.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he's super fast. I watched video on him and he literally he grew so fast that they had to like put crutches on him so he wouldn't like they like brace his legs yeah, brace his legs because it was too much for him to like withstand because he was and now he's like and he, if you look at him and you have nothing to scale him with, like he, well, he just looks like he's in like good shape for alignment. Especially he's not like yeah well, he's out of shape.
Speaker 3:yeah, like's tall and athletic. Some people are really big and they can't move. He's like yeah, I was 400 pounds.
Speaker 4:That wouldn't be good. Most people don't know I was 6'9 and 400 pounds.
Speaker 2:Think of Michael Orr from the Blind Side. That guy Super tall and super athletic too, and big for alignment that's literally his build.
Speaker 4:I think he's going to go to the league, for sure, oh man, I can't even Bro.
Speaker 2:He could like step on me, I'll fly.
Speaker 4:No, no, you're backwards. No, this would happen if you have to triple, team me this would happen to me You'd still weigh less.
Speaker 1:If I went up against him, I would be in the hospital still so.
Speaker 4:But you would have two collarbone breaks.
Speaker 2:He would be double in the hospital.
Speaker 1:I don't know if he was 5'9", probably like 5.
Speaker 2:No, we'd probably be at the funeral home He'd be in, whatever would be on the hospital.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just squish you like a pancake.
Speaker 1:No, I would. Yeah, and I think Duncanville actually destroyed DeSoto or something. Yeah, Duncanville beat them but.
Speaker 2:Duncanville's crazy this year, so yeah.
Speaker 1:They have like.
Speaker 4:How did the D-line and O-line go?
Speaker 1:I know, and like all of their wide receivers and quarterback, have like 30 offers apiece, like D-1 offers, like full ride.
Speaker 3:So you'll probably see him in the NFL in a few years.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:But yeah, it ended up.
Speaker 1:What's up? Sorry, raphael, is this too much for you Too much?
Speaker 3:attention, so that yard ended up being really cool. I shared the story with you guys. Right, the guy that we helped out with yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a really cool story. He actually just got a notification the day before that he was going to be fined by the city. So we got a yard violation and let us know in the comments do you guys have that where you live? Some places do, some places don't. But in a lot of areas if you allow your grass to get past a certain level or you get a certain amount of complaints from your neighbor, the city will come out. The city has specific people. I don't know if they go by like yard officers or what, but they come out and they'll actually give you a violation and usually you have about a week to respond to that and then they'll start either fining you or they'll hire somebody to come out and then they'll charge you for it, send you the bill, which is usually really really high, especially for a job like that. So it was really cool the timing on that, because we actually came the day after they gave him that violation. He previously had lost his job.
Speaker 3:And there's one thing that I want to address for a lot of people. Hopefully this will be helpful. A lot of people in the comments. They'll kind of get upset at the people of why, if he didn't have a job, why didn't they come out? Why didn't, why wasn't he helping you and all that stuff?
Speaker 3:And though we do have a lot of instances where people come out and help us, we definitely don't expect it Like we want to help them out by actually doing the work, so there's no expectation for them to come out and help us. So that's one thing. And number two usually sometimes the whole story doesn't come out in the video. And he was actually either he had started doing some side jobs or something like that for people on the computer. So, even though he did lose his actual job from the company he worked for, he was doing some like side work to help make a little bit of money to keep going, and so that's why he was in the house and what he was doing. So if that helps you understand, a lot of these people are not bad people or they're not disrespectful or ungrateful or anything like that there's just different situations going on.
Speaker 1:They usually have problems. Their back is really injured or stuff like that, so they're not able to. That's why their yard gets overgrown. That guy's foot was broken that we did. The one where Ty and our nick he um. They found that big snake when he lifted it up and stuff that one yeah, he definitely like all the big, the big rats and all that stuff. That guy, he broke his foot at work, so he or his ankle and he can't, and he can't do it. So that's usually the problem, why they can't help.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and typically when we have all of you guys there, we don't necessarily need another person out there. It's not always helpful to have tons and tons of people out there.
Speaker 2:Especially when you're trying to capture it on camera.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true, because you have a lot of people to capture on camera, and then you also got to tell them what to do and you got to stop and they'll be like, oh, do them what to do.
Speaker 1:And you got to stop and they'll be like, oh, do I need to do this or that which? Not being disrespectful, we love it, your help, but like it gets overwhelming sometimes when you already have a bunch of kids that need very high instructions because we're just kids, we're not 20, so they need higher instructions than, like per se, my dad, um, and it's like harder.
Speaker 3:Just use the word per se than per se what?
Speaker 4:does per se mean I don't know, I don't know but that was legit oh, perhaps I meant to say perhaps, like perhaps my dad perhaps my father, I don't know I'm being fancy.
Speaker 1:It was good, it was good, but yeah, it's just a lot, so all right so we did that yard.
Speaker 3:That turned out good. Most people have probably seen that. And then the next week I didn't have you back. You're going to be out for a while unfortunately Boo, but London is back and he helped us out.
Speaker 1:Did you use the word Boo-hoo you?
Speaker 2:having a good time. Hey, when you talked about, like what they're called the uh, the uh people who like go out and like check your yards or whatever yard cops, I got an idea for a movie. Now someone needs to pick this up, paul blart yard.
Speaker 3:Cop paul blart yard cop paul blart mall, cop paul blart yard cop and he can ride around in the segway, segway and it's got like a weed around the bottom or something I don't know, Something like that.
Speaker 2:Someone take that and make that into a movie and I'll watch it for sure?
Speaker 1:Yes, I will give it a five-star rating, no matter what it looks like.
Speaker 2:Five stars on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 3:So on that yard, I want you guys to share a little something. We went into this neighborhood, neighborhood, we're driving around and this car starts following us and then we take a left turn, it takes a left turn, we take another left turn, it takes a left turn and then finally we're like, okay if it takes another left turn. We know that this car is actually following us because we just went in a complete circle around the block and we took a left turn and sure enough it was. What were you thinking, london, when you started?
Speaker 4:I freaked out because it wasn't like like it was on the top 10 most dangerous neighborhood. So I was kind of freaked out and then we stopped. And then it pulls up and it's like this old guy and his wife and they're like, hey, we watch you.
Speaker 3:He actually said we follow you, which we were like are we being followed? And he's like I follow you.
Speaker 2:Listen for a top 10 most dangerous neighborhood or whatever. We had some people follow us and tell us that they follow our channel, and then a guy came and gave us cookies.
Speaker 4:The same guy gave us cookies. It's true, yeah.
Speaker 2:In the top 10 most dangerous yard. We got cookies. That's what we got.
Speaker 1:Yep Pastries.
Speaker 2:We got pastries and Gatorade and there was no laxative in the cookies.
Speaker 3:No, and there was no laxative in the cookies?
Speaker 1:yeah, there was. No, it wasn't, it was.
Speaker 3:Hopefully, so there's a funny story about that yard. This this was behind the scenes. This wasn't captured on camera, but uh, oh boy oh boy, oh no, okay so the number two in the in the bucket that we talked about, right so he's, you were in the trailer.
Speaker 3:You went in the trailer and me and Nick were getting the. You guys had put the sticks in the back of the truck and I was trying to climb on top and I was trying to crush them down. But I didn't think about it and as I was jumping on the back of the truck to crush it, I realized that the whole trailer was bouncing up and down.
Speaker 2:I didn't feel it. I didn't feel it. I didn't notice. You did that actually.
Speaker 3:Okay, we were laughing because I was like Ty's probably in there like earthquake.
Speaker 2:I'm like tipped over, you fall off the bucket.
Speaker 3:So I was going to knock on the door and jokingly be like Ty, did you feel that earthquake?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you did, and I was like what? Because I felt it a little bit. It wasn't too bad, because I think it's got good like shocks and something like that, but yeah, I felt it wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1:Was it called suspension?
Speaker 3:But now, just you know, just to tell you, that guy was, he was super thankful and he I mean he wanted to buy us food, he wanted to give us drinks, he tried to pay us multiple times he offered us his car.
Speaker 2:He gave us his house.
Speaker 4:It wasn't even his yard.
Speaker 2:I know it wasn't his yard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what no, no, no, I'm not talking about the guy that gave us the cookies.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about the actual homeowner when we finished I don't know if you guys were up close to hear him, but yeah, he was just very, very thankful that we did what we did Because we even we took all of his stuff. We did because we even we took all of his stuff and basically he had started a a job with his dad of trimming all the trees down and they were just unable to finish for whatever reason. I think they it was more expensive, they only had one small trailer and so they had like a utility trailer and we also cleared out the utility trailer for him, so we hauled off all of their stuff and, uh, which was extremely difficult because we don't have a lot of space, like piled up the truck was and then so as the uh trailer was filled to the brim we had to pack it in the trailer over our equipment, and then I realized that, uh, I still had to get the we did it before we packed our equipment in there.
Speaker 3:But we got it, didn't we? Yeah, we did it. Yeah, with Nick's help.
Speaker 1:I was so glad I was not out there hard.
Speaker 2:Wow yeah. It actually wasn't that bad, because it was cool weather. Well, yeah, and it was just picking up sticks. There wasn't one dusting or nothing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it was finally good weather, and then there was a guy that I think he just got a brand new car and was very excited about how loud his tailpipes were. He drove back and forth twice it was like sounding like an F1 car More than twice. He was just back and forth.
Speaker 4:It sounded like an F1 car, like louder than an F1 car.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, judah was seeing Gordon Ramsay while we were doing that.
Speaker 1:Okay, hold on, hold on. Okay, we're going to go get his autograph, but while they're doing a series in Texas, who's Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 2:What if people don't know who Gordon Ramsey is? Everyone knows Gordon Ramsey. Hell's Kitchen dude he's in what's it called MasterChef and Hell's Kitchen.
Speaker 1:And then if you watch kids cooking.
Speaker 2:Where is the lamb sauce?
Speaker 1:Where's the lamb sauce? Where's the lamb sauce?
Speaker 2:okay, well anyways, we heard he was here, so we went to it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hold on, y'all want to hear my gordon ramsay impression okay, okay, if gordon ramsay's watching this, I'm sorry for those two ding dongs. Um.
Speaker 1:Okay, he's like I love you and we would love you to come on the show heard here in georgetown.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, if Gordon.
Speaker 1:Ramsay's watching this. I'm sorry for these two ding-dongs, Okay.
Speaker 4:He's like I love you, gordon Ramsay.
Speaker 2:And we would love you to come on the show. Heard, you're in Georgetown. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:So they're doing a series in Georgetown about like with Hell's Kitchen and well, whenever we went to go see him, everything was blocked off. But luckily, whenever we went to the parking lot beside it, luckily whenever we drove by there were two like trucks like this and it was like had all the equipment and he was standing like right in the center and I was like.
Speaker 2:I saw him. Was he wearing like the white?
Speaker 1:yes, he was, I think he was wearing like a white t-shirt or like a. No, he was wearing a black t-shirt and like black shorts or black pants. And um, we drove by him twice.
Speaker 3:He was engulfed in flames. This is absolute rubbish.
Speaker 1:We, we saw him and then we came back and then we had to loop around and we saw him again, and I think Zion just passed out.
Speaker 3:You okay.
Speaker 1:He's hanging in, there's doing good, yeah, we did it and then we went to the store next to it because my mom wanted to see like the new georgetown store, because, if you don't know, we're in a rental house right now and we were building house in georgetown, texas, and we so she wanted to check out the grocery store near there and she was like, all right, you can get like one thing, but it has to be like, not like packed full of sugar and all that stuff, like there's no like.
Speaker 3:Decently healthy? Yes, decently healthy. No chemicals, no dyes, yeah, no chemicals, no dyes or anything like that. You got a crunchy mama.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, no, okay so.
Speaker 2:Do you know what that means? Yeah, she's crunchy.
Speaker 3:It just means, she likes natural stuff oh yeah, okay, healthy stuff yeah.
Speaker 4:Meanwhile, will Mellon, the best in the world. You already seen Gordon Ramsay.
Speaker 2:He's seen Gordon Ramsay and getting candy.
Speaker 1:So what happened was?
Speaker 2:we were there.
Speaker 3:Go ahead.
Speaker 1:And then, if you've ever heard of Ryan Trahan, the YouTuber, shout out to him. He's one of the best.
Speaker 2:Hey, you want to come on the podcast yes, do it Everybody.
Speaker 1:If you know Ryan Trahan, hey, he lives in Austin. Yes, fam.
Speaker 2:DM Ryan Trahan. Be like.
Speaker 1:Tag him in this. Yeah, tag him. Dm him and be like yes, we saw his candy and I was like no way.
Speaker 2:It's called Joyride, by the way. What it's called Joyride, by the way? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Joyride, go buy some. Go buy some in Target. He wants it to be the best-selling candy, so go buy some in.
Speaker 2:Target. Help him be the best-selling candy in Target.
Speaker 1:Yes, so go buy some Joyride. It was amazing, there is only natural flavorings, which is a little bit of chemicals, but overall it's so much better.
Speaker 2:No dyes and natural flavor.
Speaker 1:No, no, dyes, no, um no, uh, like there's a little bit of sugar not sponsored, but there was a little bit of sugar in it, but it's it's way better.
Speaker 3:No fake sugar, no dyes, no chemicals, yeah.
Speaker 1:So there's like 10 grams of sugar and usually in like Sour Patch Kids, there's like 50, 60, 70 and a whole bag. So, yeah, shout out to you.
Speaker 3:So they got Joyride. All right, so we're going to move on to the next segment. We've got two more segments.
Speaker 1:You're my destiny. He's been saying that so much. It's my destiny. He's been saying that, so much it's my destiny.
Speaker 3:Okay, just a couple, two more segments, it's my destiny. We're going to move on to rapid fire questions.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, yes, I love this. Remember by rapid fire.
Speaker 3:that means that they go fast Okay.
Speaker 1:I love this segment All right, and we've got a lot of people on the show, so we'll just do a couple.
Speaker 3:And we got to run through you all, judah first. If you could invent anything, if you knew it would absolutely work, what would your invention?
Speaker 1:be Absolutely work and just shoot the guy that did it.
Speaker 2:No, it's not dark.
Speaker 1:He is not that dark in my life. Okay, I would probably make an invention to where, if I wanted to see a famous person or see someone, I can make them appear.
Speaker 2:So, like a device for them to time travel, not solving world hunger.
Speaker 1:To here.
Speaker 2:Not ending war and then meeting celebrities, don't be judgment. Men okay, right all right, well, let's hear you.
Speaker 1:Ty, I was gonna say teleportation, because it's the same thing I was thinking about.
Speaker 2:No, no no, like, like, because then you can literally if you're in oh for yourself, oh for just yourself.
Speaker 3:It could be a world invention. You could work for the world.
Speaker 2:If it's like an invention like that, then teleportation, because then you wouldn't need airplanes or nothing. It would take away a lot of things and it would make things a lot easier.
Speaker 1:And I'm technically famous quote-unquote famous, so I could use it too. Wow, Quote-unquote.
Speaker 2:He's got a whole six fans. Very humble.
Speaker 1:I'm so humble guys, I'm so humble.
Speaker 3:Judah's actually working on a book on humility. It's guaranteed to be a top 10.
Speaker 2:It's called the Memoirs of Judah.
Speaker 1:It's a top 10 snake. It's a king cobra, okay, so like it's.
Speaker 3:Random facts. What about you, Lana?
Speaker 4:I would do a machine that you put in your haircut, that you want, and it just cuts it.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's really good, that's actually a really good idea. That's like Jimmy.
Speaker 3:Neutron stuff. So you just like, almost like you would do a 3D printer or something like that, but you just plug it in and you just sit back and it comes down and like Even if your hair can't do it, it just Genius.
Speaker 3:You know, there's been some very bad haircutting inventions in the past. I very bad hair cutting inventions in the past. I don't know if you've seen them. There was one that's like a vacuum that's supposed to cut your hair and it sucks up and cut your hair at the same time. Exactly that's why you don't. That's horrible.
Speaker 2:How could it like fade? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I I'm not going to say I don't believe in like electricity stuff, but that's just like. I don't.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna say I don't believe in electricity, but I do.
Speaker 1:It's a conspiracy. That's a really bad idea, like it's actually just bug juice.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that was. Why all?
Speaker 2:right next question. These are rapid fire.
Speaker 3:That's why I have to remind you all right, what would you invent? Zig.
Speaker 1:Why is there bug juice in your hair?
Speaker 3:What would you invent, if you can invent anything?
Speaker 1:I would do a haircutting with poop and then it would drop the tofu.
Speaker 3:What Okay a machine that cuts your hair with poop.
Speaker 1:All right, and it drops with tofu.
Speaker 2:Man Len, you just got one up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, If you could, let's see. Let's see what's the most interesting fact you've learned this week.
Speaker 2:Learned this week. This is just open for anybody to jump in. I did learn one. I can't remember what it was, though it was interesting.
Speaker 1:It hurts to break your collarbone. Okay, that's a good fact, collarbone dirt you learned that though. You didn that, though you didn't know that. No, I knew that, but I didn't know. I mean, for some reason I learned that whenever I break bones, for some reason, I don't cry, I yell.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, I learned that a sprain hurts worse than a break at the first part. All right, I got two more questions. Not everybody needs to answer them. Okay, this is gonna be good. Maybe everyone needs to answer this one. Describe yourself, not others. Okay, everybody be quiet. If it's not your turn to talk, I don't know if I can. Describe yourself in three words, only three words.
Speaker 1:Paul oh he was Paul Okay. I would say Love outdoors.
Speaker 2:He is love. He is outdoors. That was good.
Speaker 3:No, I meant like in one sentence love outdoors, like I was trying to do that.
Speaker 2:He's love. He's outdoors, he is outdoors.
Speaker 1:I don't know why that's so funny. Love outdoors is my reward.
Speaker 3:Because if you break apart the word, it doesn't make sense. I know you mean like outdoors. You love the outdoors.
Speaker 2:He is love, he is outdoors.
Speaker 3:One word would be outdoors sports. You know, like that, you broke apart a single word. It's good, though, hey just let me talk, okay, outdoors yeah, jesus, and then, uh, sports outdoors indoors.
Speaker 4:No, that was good yeah, that's a good one. All right, let me you go now tall grow um sporty sporty, sporty sporty, or boy sporty, oh I thought you said boy
Speaker 2:I'm tall. It is too tall and sporty and I'm tall boy masculine masculine, masculine um, I don't know. Okay, that's good, ty, here you go tall, high in stature and also tall. No, are you kidding? Okay, I'm gonna say real Christian, christian would be my last one okay, christian athlete funny that was good.
Speaker 3:That was good. Alright, ziggy, three words describe yourself.
Speaker 1:Strong yeah.
Speaker 3:Cute dog, dog dog like you, like that's Coop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's Coop's Luke. Very good, that's Coop. Yeah, that's Coops Luke, luke, luke.
Speaker 2:I had to check this out Very good, very good, all right, all right.
Speaker 3:Last question of this segment, then we'll move on to the final segment, which is my favorite.
Speaker 4:Daddy jokes.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey, it's a surprise. It's a surprise, Daddy jokes.
Speaker 3:All of you guys are homeschooled right.
Speaker 4:No, I'm not.
Speaker 3:So it might be a little hard to answer this question, because I think mom schools you pretty well Like. It's fun. Except for you, ty, you're doing online school, but if you could change one thing about school in general, what would it be?
Speaker 1:No school.
Speaker 2:I would change school, yeah.
Speaker 1:I would change school to eating donuts other than eliminating it.
Speaker 4:I would make it where you just take a needle and just inject injectable knowledge injects the knowledge.
Speaker 1:I also agree with that hypothesis.
Speaker 2:You put a helmet on and it just puts it in your brain. It injects the knowledge into you. I also agree with that hypothesis.
Speaker 4:I would do you put a helmet on and it just puts it in your brain.
Speaker 2:Some way where they test your understanding and not your memorization skills when they test you.
Speaker 3:That's good. Most people don't think about that.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of things about the educational system that just does not translate over to the real world, like testing, memorization, testing, testing and I think they try, but they've been doing it one way for so long that if they change the whole thing, it would, because they can't like take a year off and like let's just develop it differently, because then they give kids when they do school. They're gonna make slow changes, yeah, so they gotta slowly do it might be a little agenda driven.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly. So maybe they don't want.
Speaker 4:Maybe they don't want to.
Speaker 3:They don't want to actually teach you how to think In the real world. Your skills are going to be tested. So you're going to be tested based on either your skill set or the result. It's like real life is result driven. It doesn't matter what you know If you can't actually take action and bring value and change things.
Speaker 2:So I think they should say by the time you're 18, you have to be a millionaire, you get an A yeah.
Speaker 1:I have the perfect one. Results If you eat a donut, you get all the knowledge for the day.
Speaker 2:Ingestible knowledge. Ingestible knowledge, ingestible knowledge, dude In the form of donuts.
Speaker 3:You heard it here first.
Speaker 1:In the form of donuts, form of doughnut, you heard it here first in the form of doughnuts.
Speaker 4:Well, doughnuts would be bad knowledge buckley would be good.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like health. So to get smart you gotta eat your veggies. You know how many people would eat healthy yeah, I mean they would if knowledge was in direct correlation yes, and the more veggies you ate, the more knowledge you get where he does the uh, the gummies that you eat, and then it gives you everything that you need to eat for like the whole day.
Speaker 3:Kind of like that. So multivitamins, I'd be like crazy.
Speaker 2:Alright ready.
Speaker 3:Wait drumroll please. If you don't know, what that was, or you didn't get that you need to go back to the first episode and rewatch it.
Speaker 4:Drumroll please, buzz Alright, ready, dad it. Jumbo, please Buzz, All right ready, dad jokes, I got five dad jokes.
Speaker 3:Rate them on a scale from one to ten, one being the worst joke you've ever heard in your life, ten being my jokes, just kidding. Ten being the best joke you've ever heard.
Speaker 4:That was I'm kidding. I'm gonna be serious on this. I'm gonna be like Gordon Ramsay. I'm gonna be like Gordon Ramsay question one.
Speaker 3:I don't think you'll get any of them, except for one joke one why do cows wear bells?
Speaker 2:I've heard this one um, I don't know, I've heard this one.
Speaker 1:I know what it is. I've heard this one.
Speaker 3:I know, what it is. I've heard this one, taco Bell. I don't know Taco Bell, because their horns don't work.
Speaker 2:Oh, I've heard that before I haven't heard that one, but I like it a lot.
Speaker 4:I have a billion percent, like heard it before. Alright, so.
Speaker 3:Halfway through that joke I realize it might not Actually work. Because do cows have horns? Don't bulls have?
Speaker 4:don't bulls have, only bulls. Yeah, are there some kind of cows that have horns? Yeah, like female. Okay, so it doesn't work no, yeah, longhorns are yeah they're cows um, oh wait, we gotta rate it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, going six naps, that was a good joke, okay dude this next one six point one.
Speaker 3:I might. I might have them out of order. I don't know if they're you know, but all right. So the next one is just to state it's just, it's a question joke. So if I, if I see a robbery in an apple store, does that make me an eyewitness?
Speaker 2:that's good. That's a really good one.
Speaker 4:I like that oh, I got, another, I got another one for you.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it is, so if I'm, if I'm, a security guard at a Samsung store, am I a guardian of the galaxy?
Speaker 4:Ooh, did you make that up yourself?
Speaker 2:No, I've heard that.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, I give that a .8.
Speaker 2:That was like a nine for me. That was a really good joke I got a joke.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give it a 10 out of 10. Ooh, ooh, wow, okay, I've got a dad joke, okay. So how do you find fresh prints in the snow.
Speaker 2:You just told the joke. You just completely ruined the joke. Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 1:How do you? I'm the one who said it. Let him do it. I don't know if you know how to say it, I do.
Speaker 2:How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints Boom.
Speaker 4:That one was good.
Speaker 3:Some people did Moving along. This is a good one. This is the one you might guess. Ty might guess it. I just have a feeling. What's the most common injury for a pig?
Speaker 2:Oh, I know this.
Speaker 1:A butt injury, because you know they slice off your booty for the bacon. What?
Speaker 2:Let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Speaker 3:Ty, you can get it, if you think hard enough.
Speaker 2:I know, I know, I know what it is.
Speaker 3:When I say the answer you're going to be like oh, I knew it, Pork grunts. What is the most common injury for a pig?
Speaker 4:Pork chop Ready Pork grunts.
Speaker 3:Half of a Pork. Chop Ready Pork rinds.
Speaker 1:Half of a butt chop.
Speaker 4:He gets up on ten. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3:Wait for it. Wait for it. Pulled hamstring.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, I knew that, I know, I knew that I'll get that, that's also good, that's an eight.
Speaker 1:Am I getting better? Every episode you are. That's a eight. Am I getting?
Speaker 3:better every episode. That was the best, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a seven and a half.
Speaker 3:I've got two more. All right, the fourth one. What you might be able to get this one to?
Speaker 1:What did? The mountain climber name his son Cliff. Yeah, cliff, that one's 6.8 for me.
Speaker 3:I knew you would guess one. I still don't think you'll guess this one, Maybe. This is the grand finale ready.
Speaker 1:You better make this one good If it's not a 10, I'm going to be sad.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's a 10.
Speaker 2:It needs to be above a 5.
Speaker 3:Because then you'll be best. Why? Why do football stadiums Get hotter after the game?
Speaker 2:Because all the fans leave. How did you know that? I just knew it.
Speaker 4:I just immediately thought of it All, the fans All of the fans.
Speaker 2:Leave Bro the second. You said stadium. I was like it's going to be something to do with the fans. That's an eight and a half. That one's a seven.
Speaker 1:for me, that's a four hundred out of three hundred.
Speaker 2:That's your best. If you took the average, it would be like 8.
Speaker 1:That's an 8.5 for my book. That was a really good one that was a 300 out of 300 on my book 100 out of 300.
Speaker 2:Awesome Wow.
Speaker 1:No, 300 out of 300, not 100 out of 300. Okay, that's like 1 out of 1.
Speaker 3:Well, it's been awesome talking with you guys. I got a question for you. Let us know. So we're listening to you guys in the comments, we're hearing you out. We've obviously got a certain amount of cameras, a certain amount of microphones, but we wanted to squeeze everybody in here for the episode. Was it better, with everybody in on the episode, or would you rather us rotate and only have three people on each podcast? You guys let us know, and whatever you guys want to see most, we'll do it that way. So thank you guys. So much for tuning in today. You boys have any final remarks?
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