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What ACTUALLY Happens During Yard Transformations! | #BlessingBoysShow Ep. 03
Ever had an unexpected encounter in your backyard that left you scratching your head? Join us as we recount our wildest transformations, peppered with laughter and a touch of divine intervention. From hornet stings to wasp conundrums, our yard adventures are anything but predictable. Listen in for a heartwarming story of helping a man in need, proving that even amidst chaos, our work brings unexpected rewards.
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Speaker 2:Bye son I knew it oh. I got it, I thought about it. I was like I thought about him saying goodbye son. And then I was like goodbye son, bye son, bye son. Yep, you got it.
Speaker 1:No, that was good, that was good Real quick. I saw this video and I don't know if it was somewhere hard to tell if it's AI or not, but it was this video in Africa and it was a python trying to kill a lion. So the lion was like wrestling a python, while the python was like wrapping around the lion.
Speaker 2:I've seen the cover for like that I think you need to show me that because that's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, and then I run to get the camera and uh, right, right, when I get, it.
Speaker 1:It slithers under the barn thing, so I don't know if we caught any of that, but it was crazy. We didn't, we didn't actually get it like he ran over and asked.
Speaker 3:They got in his shirt and it was hornets or yellow jackets yellow jackets and he got in his shirt and I would be, I would be traumatized from that. He is still a little bit that's got ptsd from those.
Speaker 1:Uh, it was bad all right, I got a question for you. I'm kind of scared to ask this question. Actually. What, uh, what's the weirdest thing? This question is for each of you just answer one at a time. Judah first. What's the weirdest thing you've found while doing a yard transformation?
Speaker 2:All right, all right all right.
Speaker 1:Welcome to another episode of the Blessing Boys Show podcast. We are in episode three, I believe, just chugging right along, and we've got some amazing guests. Today we have two of the boys, two out of the three boys. We have Judah.
Speaker 3:Sup.
Speaker 1:Say hello, and we've also got Ty Throwback to the first episode, that's right.
Speaker 3:We had London in here last time.
Speaker 1:How'd that feel getting skipped that week, judah, you weren't able to come with us.
Speaker 3:I couldn't hear my feelings.
Speaker 1:Did it break your heart. It snapped it right in half. It mowed right over my little heart Awesome. So I did want you guys you know the audience to know that unfortunately it's not. The podcasts aren't lined up quite yet with the yard, so sometimes we'll be talking about yards that may have been done a couple weeks back. But yeah, it's been pretty wild out there lately.
Speaker 1:We had a recent yard that we want to get a little behind the scenes on. That we did recently Just finished up at the time of this recording about a week or two ago on a yard that took us three total weeks to finish. It was kind of a yard that unfolded more and more as we got into it. It was kind of crazy because the I thought with the first week that went by we thought it was bad hit. The second week it was even crazier. We didn't get as much done as we thought we would and then we had to go into the backyard on the third week for the finale and that was just like an all-out. It was like entering into the amazon jungle. What did you guys walk me through that yard?
Speaker 2:what would you guys think in the the very first time we showed, the first time we like I feel like we do this with a lot of the yards. We do like like up four hours tops, and then then is they're taking just three days and we're like like, yeah, and we try to scale stuff. You're like you think well, after we'll be able to make it to this after word.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, it's not sure I like time it out and then we'll get to a certain, certain point, and we're like we can't do this now, like you have to like wait for something else to come to be able to do it. It's just like our, our like scaling for times is like it never works. It never works out to the same time yeah, occasionally.
Speaker 1:Occasionally we can kind of guesstimate it, you know, after doing a lot.
Speaker 2:But the thing is is we can guess how long it's going to take us if there's no unexpected surprises yeah, that's the biggest thing, like even with the yard after that, after the, the yard that we're talking about, the one with a bunch of hornet or a bunch of uh the paper wasp, yep in the uh, in the uh container.
Speaker 2:That one, the one after that one, also had tons of wasps all over it. I got stung and we could we literally had to wait like pause for like two hours just to like get all the stuff we needed, to like kill all of them and then make sure they were all dead. It took like all together like a two-hour process and that adds on to it and then that yard that we thought would take like a couple hours ended up taking to like 8 30 that night.
Speaker 1:Yeah so it was. It was a huge help when, on the, the, the third well, going back, I mean basically the the situation was, uh, I don't know if a lot of people know this or not, but I kind of explained it briefly in the introduction to that video. But we were riding around that same neighborhood we have done multiple yards in this neighborhood and we went to this one house and it was like a teenage kid and he I guess his mom wasn't home, so he was super skeptical on whether or not he should allow us to do the yard. And so he said I don't know. And they kind of turned us down, which happens. People just don't understand what exactly we were doing. And so we kept riding around and we were just praying like for God to take us to the right yard. And that's when he led us to this house where this guy happened just fell days before and broke his ankle at work, and so he was scheduled to have surgery. But when we did the first part of the yard, he hadn't had surgery yet Right, and so it was really cool how we got to help him out, and so we handled the front yard and then started working around the side excuse me in in the first video, but we didn't realize that not only was it overgrown but there was a bunch of piles of debris that had been sitting there for a long time.
Speaker 1:So I know a lot of people commented in the video. They're like this didn't just happen. You know in a couple of weeks that he's injured and we know like we understand most people that are in these situations like it's taken months and sometimes years for their yards to get in these places. But I think the thing we'd like to think about is um, there's a very low chance they're going to do anything about it If, um, unless we come in and help them get to like a maintainable level right, most of the time they don't have the equipment for it or anything like that. But uh, but uh, in this case it was just way over his head based on his situation and the equipment he had so I thought it was terrible that, like he literally, um, he was mowing his yard, his lawnmower broke down.
Speaker 3:He had a friend and he used his mower and then that lawnmower broke down and then, like all the rats, like there were so many rats, so many snakes, and there were a huge snake. And I was like like they lifted a thing, our cameraman and Ty, they were lifting a thing and he was like there's totally going to be a snake under here. And I was like you know, sometimes you just have those feelings of like you know it's under there and, sure enough, whenever he lifts it up, dead center a snake, and I didn't get to see it, I was like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2:yeah, when he said it, he said he said there is something under here. He kept saying he was like dude, there's gonna be. He's like just be ready to bolt because there's gonna be something under here. And I was like okay. And then he lifted it up and I was like there's actually something under here it's there it was actually there was actually there.
Speaker 2:We lifted up and dead center. It's like coiled up and it's like it looks like it's about to strike and it's just dead center Like wow and a giant snake. And then I run to get the camera and uh, right, right, when I get it it slithers under the barn thing. So I don't know if we caught any of that, but it was crazy.
Speaker 1:We didn't. We didn't actually get it on footage. I was working in the opposite side of the yard. I remember cause I went running to come over to see, cause you guys started yelling. And so I'm running over there to see, and by the time I got there it had already slithered away.
Speaker 3:But in Judah, our resident snake wrangler, that's what we call him Like I was so mad because I mean, I like if I would have had time to like recognize what it was and like realize, okay, this isn't poisonous, or if it's poisonous, go away. But if it wasn't, I probably just would have like tried to snack it, like just like Ty said, he almost did it, but he was like I was hesitant because I didn't even know if it was poisonous or not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I almost wanted to grab it so that we could show it to the camera, but it was. When I say a big snake, I mean it was like it was the biggest snake I've seen in Texas so far.
Speaker 3:Like three feet Three and a half feet, so it was a big snake.
Speaker 2:I think if I'm picturing that right in my mind, then about three, three and a half feet, but it was a big snake. So, if I would have grabbed it, if it would have bit me, it would have hurt. Even if it's not venomous, it would have hurt, and I didn't know yet if it was venomous or not.
Speaker 1:It was potentially a rat snake, so we're not going to like kill rat snakes or anything like that those are the ones.
Speaker 2:That, which is crazy, that there were so many rats there, cause I mean there was a giant rat snake and everything, and then other snakes too.
Speaker 1:It was either either the snake was there because there were so many rats there, or you know what I'm saying. Like that's why it was there, yeah.
Speaker 3:A bunch of rat babies just got born.
Speaker 1:So I mean yeah, I don't know, I don't know what, like how often rats have babies um, but that's a pretty cool site it was pretty wild. They disappeared, though yeah, they did the mom probably took them after we started doing stuff I think, so maybe she thought it was as dangerous. I don't know how much more dangerous it can be in that backyard with all the snakes and stuff yeah, there was definitely.
Speaker 3:Actually. I don't think we got it on camera, but I found a snake. I did like a Steve Irwin accent, like held it and all that stuff.
Speaker 1:Let's hear it.
Speaker 3:And then, oh okay, I don't really know what to do.
Speaker 1:Well, I'll give you a scenario All right, ready, you're getting ready. You're pulling up a door off the ground, right yeah, and then a snake pops out, but you recognize it's non-venomous, so you go to grab it. Okay, I'm the snake, ready, go.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is a big sheila. This is from western Mexico and I don't know how it got here, but this should be a wild one. So I'm going to go ahead and and then it strikes.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, that was a big one. Oh, you know, snake strikes are actually faster than the humans are, and cats are actually faster than snakes, so you can see them hit snakes in the face and back away really quick. So I'm not as fast as a cat personally, I don't know about you guys but wow, wow, this is incredibly, very, um, very good for the environment. I'm not gonna take it away because this um is actually a big part of the circle of life, so all right, let's hear the professional time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was the first.
Speaker 2:I was the first one to do it. He was, he was judah.
Speaker 1:Judah actually enjoys it more like actual interaction with the animals, but you do, the better impression Give us your take.
Speaker 2:Well, first of all, I'll do the snake thing. If the snake's coming at me, this is the first thing I do. Okay, coming at you, crikey.
Speaker 3:We're going to start with that.
Speaker 2:There's a big old sheila right there. You can tell it because it's female, it's wearing a wig. It's wearing a wig obviously because of the bulb cut it's got on the top there. So I'm going to come behind it. I'm going to try to attack it from behind, because if you take it from my front then you know it might strike you real quick. And, like Judy said, you know I'm not as quick as a cat. Some people are, but not me.
Speaker 1:I don't have that cat sense. Do you remember the one where he was the video I showed you, where he's like uh talking about, uh, his mother-in-law or no, he's talking about people. Uh, like why he?
Speaker 2:wouldn't get this guy's a lot friendlier than a lot of blokes.
Speaker 1:I know, yeah, he's like this is the most dangerous snake in the world. It'll kill you in one strike. But honestly it's a lot nicer than I'd rather get in front of this snake than a lot of people. I know I was like dang Steve A lot of blokes.
Speaker 2:I am, I shot, and if you want to make it really accurate, you got to be swatting for flies the whole time. You got to do that Because I feel like have see the people in there and they're just like shoot, fly, fly and they're always smacking flies off their face because Australia's got so many flies.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, because whenever you notice, they smack at their face because it's so dry in Australia. So whenever they smack at their face, they're trying to get in their eyes because that's like the only moist thing they can find.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that's why you'll see him in his videos. He'll be like smacking on his face because there's flies all over the place, because they're trying to drink the water in his eyes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and he was also in the desert at the time that I saw.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that there's a couple of Australians that uh do lawn care like this I've been doing for a while.
Speaker 3:That would be crazy.
Speaker 1:There's a guy named uh tim the lawnmower man. And then there is, uh, I'm pretty sure, uh uh nathan nathan's lawn in gardens. Um, do that?
Speaker 2:so they probably got a lot.
Speaker 1:They've got really cool accents, yeah I do wish I had that accent yeah, that is.
Speaker 3:You probably get more views. That is the coolest accent ever.
Speaker 2:It makes anything you say sound cool. It also means you have to grab any snake.
Speaker 3:you see, though, or crocodile, you have to wrestle them, that's true, and you have to say crocky, crocky.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can't get away with just letting an animal get away in those videos. If it was us and we saw an alligator, we'd come call someone to get it.
Speaker 1:But if you're australian and you have that accent and you, you immediately have to jump on its back or you lose all respect and all subscribers. It's a rule. Yeah, we were. Do you remember when the? Uh? Do you remember when the guy started? We weren't paying attention and the guy that came started spraying all the wasps.
Speaker 1:So in that one vicinity there was like maybe 15 to 20 uh wasp nests and the guy came in and he was spraying them and we're standing over his shoulder like not even thinking about, hey, when these actually get sprayed like they're gonna start rolling out. For some reason in my head I thought maybe they were all just gonna like drop dead.
Speaker 2:But no, he sprayed them and they just started flying out by the hundreds dude, it was like a wall you could see like and they just all flying out by the hundreds. It was like a wall you could just do like and they just all come out, Cause they were like there was over a dozen, there was a couple of dozen nests in there.
Speaker 2:And then, and then each of those nests has a bunch of them in there, and then all of those were coming out at the same time. And then you two were just standing behind me, just kind of like this, just like, oh yeah, we're done. You know, know, just watch this. I'm like. I'm like that's not how it works, they're all just gonna come out. So me and len are like on the opposite side of the air, like really far away, and then we see, and you guys just both start running.
Speaker 1:They were pinging off of my forehead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they flew out that's why I started running so fast, because like, oh sorry, should have warned, you should have warned you.
Speaker 1:I wonder if he sounded like from canada yeah, he did, he did he sounded a little canadian. I mean he didn't care like he was, just he didn't.
Speaker 2:He wasn't wearing any protection he got something he was like oh yeah, yeah, I got stung in the yard and it hurts, so those paper was it hurts so bad yeah, I personally am like not scared.
Speaker 3:I would do that, but like it was kind of funny because I'm not scared and it for like from my perspective I would have just stood there. But it was kind of funny because I'm not scared and for like from my perspective I would have just stood there, but it was kind of funny just like because he like ran over a nest. I would be exactly like him if I ran over a nest. Like he ran over a nest. They got in his shirt and it was hornets.
Speaker 1:Yellow jackets.
Speaker 3:Yellow jackets and he got in his shirt and I would be traumatized from that.
Speaker 2:He is still a little bit traumatized from that. That's got PTSD from those. It was bad, the what are they called Yellow jackets getting all in the shirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were like in my armpits and just they didn't stop. That was the thing you run and they just stay with you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's where I feel like wasps you can get away from you know or bees.
Speaker 3:I got stung a couple times when I bought it one, yeah well, paper loss they hurt like I got stung from one and I might still have a mark, and that was like two weeks ago I know, I know and it's wild because I was thinking it kept happening yard after yard after yard.
Speaker 1:You guys have seen in the videos. It's like is this normal in texas for there to be? Is it the time of year, like the same neighborhood for a couple weeks and all.
Speaker 2:If you notice, all the neighborhoods have had them, or all of all of the yards in this neighborhood have had the neighborhood that it's true, but we also did one on the farm, on the man's farm, and they were there.
Speaker 1:They were there too, but not as many they were there would we so. So, uh, you know we told you guys that my wife and I we homeschool our kids and so we use like a different style of teaching to where we're trying to, you know, get them to engage with things they're interested in and obviously Judah is interested in, you know, snakes and insects and animals, and stuff like that Mostly reptiles.
Speaker 1:Reptiles. So we did a little research we wanted he's going to. You know, we give him the task of learning about all these different things, so once we get on the job site we know what we're dealing with and if it's too big for all the other people, like all the other people in the yard, I'll just grab it.
Speaker 3:Hopefully I'll get to that point. I don't know if I'm there yet what did you learn about paper wasps?
Speaker 1:Paper wasp, if you want to identify it as opposed to a yellow jacket, because they kind of look like yellow jackets and paper wasps look like the exact same.
Speaker 3:So, first of all, the biggest thing if you see a nest and it's above ground, it's not a yellow jacket. Yellow jackets nest underground and also yellow jackets are like very like Chubby, like they're like Very big, they're like so like they're very uh.
Speaker 2:Yellow Jackets or Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 3:So they're like very thick, but uh.
Speaker 1:They have a thick like butt. Yeah, thorax, thorax. Thorax or I don't know, isn't that a Dr Seuss movie, the Thorax, the Thorax.
Speaker 2:The Thorax. Pierce my Thorax, get a tattoo, start calling everybody dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's that movie? Let us know down below in the comments.
Speaker 3:If you guess it, if you're watching on YouTube, if you guess it, you earn my respect. That's right. Yeah, go ahead. Um, uh, so yellow jackets they have a thicker body, and then paper wasp. They're like very thin and paper wasp. Whenever they fly, they dangle their legs. You probably won't be able to notice that while they're flying because they're like everywhere, but uh, yellow jackets tuck their legs in and paper wasp, like, dangle their legs and all that and if you see it like a paper wasp in the beginning, it's like very tiny.
Speaker 3:Um, it's a very tiny nest and it's usually hanging on the side of a house. And how they make that nest everybody's probably like what material do they use? They go up to benches, houses, all that stuff and they scrape it off.
Speaker 1:Wood.
Speaker 3:Wood and all that stuff. They scrape it off, put it in their mouth, mix it with saliva so it will stick, and they stick it to the house or, more recently, a fence.
Speaker 2:That's actually how they built our house. That's how the construction crew built our house. They ate wood from other houses and spit it on people, and then they mixed with their saliva and they just spit it and then it was a house Makes sense.
Speaker 3:I bet they would be great aimers, you know those movies, or guys, and they have a metal pot and they spit in it and it goes just like all the way across the room, bro. If they did that, they could nail it isn't that how bees exchange honey?
Speaker 1:yeah, so that's how they make honey.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they take the honey, put it on their like feet and stuff, and they also eat it I think they what do they use the neck? Well, they have something that works on the crown, the pollen stirs, it's the pollen on thes it's the pollen on the flowers 9-15.
Speaker 2:9-15.
Speaker 3:It's the pollen on the flowers. They eat it and then they throw it back up and then it kind of turns into honey, Do you think just as many people would use honey if it was marketed as bee vomit or puke?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:No, not as.
Speaker 2:Or puke, no, no, not no, I think that's why people don't eat like uh, frog legs a lot, or like uh. I think that's why people people don't understand the connection, like like you don't think about people eating like frog legs a lot, you know what I mean, or things like that, or like squirrel brains or like these weird things or whatever, because they're called what they are if they would have called them like um, like how they did with, like, how they did with snails, bunch of like. What's that called?
Speaker 1:like if meatloaf was called like carcass bread.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly yeah, bone loaf or like something like that, uh, but what's it called? Is that snails? Uh, I haven't on the show my time. You ate them one time on the cruise. Oh, escargot, escargot. If escargot was called snails, people wouldn't get them as much, I think, as they would with the name Escargot.
Speaker 1:I think that one.
Speaker 2:People know what it is. People kind of know that one. But you know what I mean. If they changed the name of frog legs or squirrel brains to like some French word or whatever, if the name of squirrel brains was Escargot and someone saw it on a menu like escargot, they're like I would take that and I would maybe get that.
Speaker 3:Fancy wording.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, it's marketing.
Speaker 3:It's like the best marketing. That's why honey honey too.
Speaker 2:It's vomit.
Speaker 3:If you get it.
Speaker 1:I wonder where the? I'm curious to look that up. Why do we call it honey, Like what's the?
Speaker 2:etymology of that word.
Speaker 1:Well yeah, did you have a thought?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I had a thought and then I was like that doesn't really make sense. I was trying to think of why they would call it honey.
Speaker 1:I was like maybe it's because they put sugar in it.
Speaker 3:Is there something to do with sugar?
Speaker 1:No, but did you know this? Did you know this Honey never expires?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 1:I did hear that one time, I think in the back of my mind yeah, honey never expires, okay, so the word honey has a long history tracing back to several ancient languages. Uh, old english. The word was.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to pronounce these things, but like I've been learning about old english, uh, which meant honey as we know it today sweet, viscous substance made by bees, means something Okay, so like the European. It was like words that described what it looked like, so like golden liquid or whatever Glue glue I would call it gold glue now I always like the.
Speaker 1:There was a comedian that was talking about when. He's like when people were naming fruits and stuff. And then they, uh, they like. When they saw the orange, they're like, oh, we'll call those oranges easy. And then they're like going through, you know all their stuff. And then they get to the carrot and they're like, oh crap, oh no, because orange is already taken. They're like I don't know long pointies or blood oranges, long pointies yeah, these are the long pointy.
Speaker 2:Or when they get to like the different cats to see a lion, they're like a lion or no, they see a cat, they're like a cat. And they see another cat and they're like oh, I call this cat, you know, you know what I mean. Like how many different cats. I wonder why. Well did they? I wonder how many different breeds there were of cats you were all cats.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how many different breeds I saw this thing the other day and it was uh.
Speaker 1:It said do you think? Do you think that umbrellas were originally just called brellas? But the person who named them hesitated.
Speaker 2:I like that. Yeah, I'm gonna say that's the story to anybody who has but um totally believe um you think, like you know how, there's different breeds of dogs and cats. You think there were just one kind of cat in the beginning. There was just one kind of cat and then there was like a well, well, no, because how would you like three different kind of cats?
Speaker 2:and then there was like a well, well, no, because how were there like three different kind of cats and then how would you get different breeds of cats if you only have one cat? What's it called uh when they're like same reason, people have blue eyes. Now it's a uh mutation you think there's mutations like there's a black and white cat, and then now there's oh yeah, it could be absolutely yeah I don't know I mean, there might have been a couple different species and stuff.
Speaker 1:What was that?
Speaker 2:first breed of cat, because I think it has bragging rights forever.
Speaker 1:We were the first cat, yeah, but it's the same thing with breeding with dogs and stuff like that like, there's like miniature, miniature dogs now, because, like humans, specifically breed them to be that.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, but I feel like it has to start somewhere. Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:So like what was the first dog too? Like it was probably a German Shepherd, I just feel like something like that, where it was like it's got to be a majestic dog. A majestic dog can't be like a toy poodle or something like that, chihuahua.
Speaker 1:Chihuahua was the first. All right, I got a question for you. I'm kind of scared to ask this question. Actually, what, uh, what's the weirdest thing? This question is for each of you just answer one at a time. Judifer, so what's the weirdest thing you've found while doing a yard transformation?
Speaker 3:uh, judifer me first, or if you got to think, if you have something already, good yeah, while doing a yard transformation Judah first. Me first.
Speaker 1:Or if you got to think, if you have something already, you go ahead.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you go ahead.
Speaker 2:It wasn't on camera, but I found a loaded pistol one time. Oh yeah, With cartridges too, with it in an abandoned yard and also a bunch of these like rare rocks that were like labeled on a chart.
Speaker 1:it was really weird you remember that weird stuff and especially abandoned yards.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, I don't know it was like no one had been there for like years and there was just. Was that where that accident? There were two guns. I found two pistols, that was why I found two of them, and I was kind of weird.
Speaker 3:There were a bunch of bullets laying around yeah, no, like, no, like, like, uh the.
Speaker 2:it had spilled like the. Uh, yeah, contain, like they just had a bunch of like bullets and two guns in this building. That was probably one of the weirdest things.
Speaker 3:And then we saw we found like uh oh, that one yard, that one yard.
Speaker 2:That was, that was.
Speaker 3:There was a shotgun and that was burnt in half. That was burnt in half and then, oh yeah, and then there was a um wolverine cloth thing and it was like brass knuckles but they put a bunch of like blades on the end.
Speaker 2:that was creepy like I wonder there was a black briefcase with bullets in it was this guy a mob boss?
Speaker 1:like no was that the yard with the corvette? Oh, and we found a corvette in the lawn.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, like hidden under the grass, and for some reason I had a busted window.
Speaker 2:I mean window windshield yeah, um, what was I gonna say? Those claws we should have kept those, I feel like that you think was that the same yard, or was it a different one?
Speaker 1:that there, what do you? What do you call the thing that the Grim Reaper holds a side there?
Speaker 3:was a side. Yes, there was a side there. There was also.
Speaker 2:And then that one that had the baby doll head on the fence post and a side, that one, you remember that one that was so they had both of them sitting beside each other, I was like that's creepy. Yeah, it is creepy. We never messed with that. We kind of just left it there like I don't know if we want to test that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, just like kick it like stay away from that yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we found a lot. There's probably more, but you can't remember.
Speaker 3:Wow, that was a fun one, a lot of cans and bottles. Yeah.
Speaker 2:With unidentifiable liquids, just probably urine A lot of them.
Speaker 3:Literally half of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're just really. You just look in there You're like I don't want to have to move that. What if?
Speaker 3:they, I don't have to move that and it's a Gatorade bottle, I'm like how do you tell oh yeah, Gatorade bottles, Lemon lime, yeah, lemon. And it literally says lemon lime on it. You need to have that's happened to me and I'm like who would throw out half of a bottle of Gatorade?
Speaker 2:If your urine's neon green, you need to see somebody, though. Yeah, like that green, many vitamins not translucent, and it's just yeah all right.
Speaker 1:If you could have any superpower for one day, what would it be?
Speaker 3:probably game day. Uh like super speed oh yeah, on fridays.
Speaker 2:On fridays I would have super speed just second how about how?
Speaker 1:about for a yard?
Speaker 3:I think we've asked this before but like for a yard yeah, yeah, we have uh, oh, I know like super big muscles like super strength inspector gadget where I could just turn into any yard tool, all yard tools I could just beat them over you
Speaker 2:know what I mean I could just out of my hand well, if you were super strong?
Speaker 3:if you were super strong, you could pick up that whole pile of branches.
Speaker 2:But you wouldn't have hands big enough to.
Speaker 3:Giant power, like giant being a giant.
Speaker 2:Oh, what's her name? Elastigirl. That would be good, like that kind of thing from like the Incredibles, elastigirl, where she like stretches out, because then you could just reach across the yard, pick up a stick and then put it right. Oh, that would be out, because then you could just reach across the yard, pick up a stick and then put it right. Oh, that would be good, because then you could just reach across the yard, grab some of the sticks and then put them where you are and then just reach the whole way and put them there again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, probably Elastigirl.
Speaker 2:Went from Mr Incredible to Elastigirl All right.
Speaker 1:So we're at the yard. We've worked past lunch, skipped lunch. We're just going to finish it out. Knock it out, right? This is a scenario. No, this actually happened yeah it did actually happen, yeah, but the question didn't, so we get done. You're super hungry, favorite snack Lucky does Chick-fil-A French fries I thought you were going to say Lucky Charms for a minute. Lucky Charms, they're magically done. Nobody touches me. Lucky Charms, nobody.
Speaker 2:Why are you eating the Lucky Charms on the Blessed Boys yard? Because they're magically done.
Speaker 3:I would probably say Chick-fil-A french fries. I've been craving them so bad, so bad. Chunky alarms We've been craving them so bad so bad Chunky alarms We've called since I was little.
Speaker 2:we've called Lucky Charms Chunky Alarms. I think it's a better name. I think they should rebrand as Chunky Alarms. But I would do Lakitos. They're knockoff Takis at H-E-B but they're better than Takis.
Speaker 3:If you're from Texas, h-e-b is the place to be and Lakitos to be in Lakitos.
Speaker 2:Lakitos they're the HEB brand, takis they're better. And they're better, they just are yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. So a couple more questions, rapid fire, and then we're going to end with my favorite segment.
Speaker 3:Dad jokes, dad jokes, siren alert. Yeah, all right, this is a quick one, easy one.
Speaker 1:Who do you think is a faster mower, me or Ty On which?
Speaker 2:mower. I think I mean if we're both using the zero turn. I think now I would be quicker on the zero turn.
Speaker 1:Me on the zero turn and you with scissors. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3:No, Dad's way faster. And then?
Speaker 2:you running with scissors? No.
Speaker 3:Dad's way faster If I don't fall and impale myself, then probably me. Okay, this answers your question. Have you ever done a wheelie on a mower?
Speaker 2:On accident.
Speaker 3:Dad's done plenty of wheelies.
Speaker 2:On purpose.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Dad went. What was I going to say? But you're way better than I am on the stand up mower, and if I was better on the zero turn then it would be by like this much. You know what I mean because I'm just used to it now.
Speaker 3:I think we kill it when we're doing it together, mowing together like that we should do a BB logo in a blessing buzzard and like send up our drone oh, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 1:We do need to break out the drone. We've only used it in one video.
Speaker 3:It's a nice drone, it's easy to fly because you're like stay still, it's not moving, or?
Speaker 2:anything, you do need to whip out the drone, no matter when.
Speaker 1:Last question before we get into these Fantastic. I got some ones that I'm pretty sure you guys have never heard before.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to hold back.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:I'm guessing the names. Okay, okay, ty thinks he's cool.
Speaker 1:I guess that'll be a challenge for me. I've got to find ones.
Speaker 2:Me and London went crazy last one. I know.
Speaker 1:You guessed like four out of five. Yeah, all right. Last question I think I know this for Judah, I don't know it for you what's your favorite animal to find In an overgrown yard? Snake, specifically, pigeons.
Speaker 2:Pigeons.
Speaker 3:I can feed them a little piece of bread.
Speaker 1:Flamingos with rabies.
Speaker 3:Flamingos with rabies? What?
Speaker 2:I wonder if they could like, actually Like, give it to you. That would go viral, that video.
Speaker 3:Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2:How'd it go?
Speaker 1:Let him answer.
Speaker 3:It would be cool to see a penguin, but um.
Speaker 1:Like one that's round Listen if we're in Texas doing an overgrown yard and a penguin walks out, yeah a penguin would be pretty cool on this yard you know what this yard could use penguin. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:That's a fair answer, though I didn't, I didn't really it would probably I would have to do a top three penguin, either some type of snake, some cool snake, non-venomous of course, and a bees nest, because if we could get like some bees nest.
Speaker 2:Why would you want that on a yard? That's what we pray is. What if we could get?
Speaker 1:like like a huge thing of honey and give it to the person like, like, so they don't have to buy honey you know, for some reason I just pictured uh judah at the end of the yard, just like getting swarmed by beers. Bees. He's like sir, you finished your yard and I got you this spoonful honey.
Speaker 1:Happy birthday he's just like holding up the nest and yeah, all right, no, that's good, that's good hey, real quick, I saw, uh, I saw this video and I don't know if it was somewhere hard to tell if it's ai or not, but it was this video in africa and it was a python trying to kill a lion. So the lion was like wrestling a python, while the python was like wrapping. I've seen the cover for like that.
Speaker 2:I think like you need to show me that because that's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was cool. I'll pay money to make a movie, to make a movie where they've got backstories and everything Just like it's their whole afterlife. I would definitely pay money to watch that. That would be so cool I know A lion fight a python.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, Ty.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to list three. I'm going to say number one, abominable Snowman. Number two, penguin. Number three Polar Bear. I three polar bear. I'm just kidding, all impossible yeah, um, I think I would do uh chicken no, we don't eat chickens, we're vegan yeah, I know we wouldn't, eat it though there was a chicken literally at the last year two yards full of chickens all right, right, probably like a kitten just there.
Speaker 3:Oh, that would be cool.
Speaker 1:That'd be scary. Though I mean Rabies, I'm scared of cat. No, I'm just kidding. I mean scary as in like you could probably easily run over a cat. That wouldn't be cool, all right, oh man. All right, this one's going to go quick. Dogs are bad, just just rate it rate it one to ten, one being the worst joke you've ever heard, ten being the best joke. Best dad joke that you've ever heard. Okay, ready, and they get progressively better. Number one what did the beach say when the tide came in?
Speaker 3:tide pool it waved.
Speaker 1:No, that's a different joke.
Speaker 2:Long time no see uh, I wouldn't guess that that's a creative one. I'm gonna give it. Uh, I'm gonna say six, because it's kind of hard to get it first. Long time, no see, okay four.
Speaker 1:This one you might be able to guess, but I still think it's funny. What do you give the dentist of the year?
Speaker 3:I just got that noise whenever, like in a YouTube video, they're thinking and it comes like a little loading thing on top. I just got that noise. I just heard that it was like. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2:Let me think, let me think what do you? Give the dentist of the year Something to do with a smile. Timed up, muller, I don't know. A plaque, a plaque? Oh dang it. I should have got that that was man Six. I'm disappointed in myself.
Speaker 1:This is one of my favorite ones. You ready? Okay, all right, you don't even need to rate that last one. Here you go. What? What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Speaker 2:With no eyes, deer. Deer doesn't have an eye in it.
Speaker 3:You're never going to get it A pine cone, antlers, I don't know.
Speaker 1:No-eye deer.
Speaker 2:No-eye deer. That's good. That's an eight and a half.
Speaker 3:That's a solid seven and a half.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give it a nine.
Speaker 1:I like that one, I got two more, two more.
Speaker 2:Two more.
Speaker 1:And they're both really good.
Speaker 3:They're even better than that, no idea. Ooh, that's really good. If you tie in the B movie, it's oh you tie in the B movie.
Speaker 2:You're getting 10 points, would you like?
Speaker 3:a spot of dessert.
Speaker 1:Thank you, Do you know what a Dalmatian is? Yeah, it's a dog. He said Dale, thank you.
Speaker 3:I know I was trying to like, thank you.
Speaker 2:Thanks.
Speaker 1:Dale.
Speaker 2:Would you care?
Speaker 1:for a spot of dessert. Oh, he said, ooh, that hit the spot, that hit the spot.
Speaker 2:Oh, I knew it was going to hit the spot, oh that was good, that hit the spot spot.
Speaker 1:all right, you might be able to guess this one. I don't know, time might be able to get it, but all right, this is the grand finale.
Speaker 2:Drum roll, drum roll, don't do a beat spot.
Speaker 1:That was a six by the way that was better before it was all right. Grand finale what did the buffalo say when his son left?
Speaker 2:bye son. What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Speaker 1:Bye son.
Speaker 2:I knew it, I thought about it, I thought about him saying goodbye son. And then I was like goodbye son, bye son, bye son.
Speaker 1:Yep, you got it.
Speaker 2:No, that was good that was good, awesome, all right, I'm proud of that.
Speaker 3:Yep, whenever it's something about a buffalo.
Speaker 2:Those were your best ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, awesome, all right, I'm proud of that.
Speaker 3:Yep, whenever it's something that was your best one. Those are your best ones. Yeah, I'm gonna give that one a six and a half also listen, every every week I'm coming stacked, so just because I didn't guess those were the hardest.
Speaker 1:Five and a half, five and a half well, that's, that's average, so it's slightly above average, yeah yeah, well, it's been an absolute pressure pressure.
Speaker 2:it's been a pressure, guys, this is what happens.
Speaker 1:Listen, yeah, listen, listen. I can't, we can't say one thing in this household.
Speaker 2:Just ask mom if we can get her on the podcast one day and she speaks like, like probably a caveman.
Speaker 1:You better repent. You better apologize to them publicly.
Speaker 2:She just speaks. When she says stuff, it just comes out wrong. Just comes out wrong.
Speaker 1:Your mom speaks like a cat man you need to apologize on camera.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry if I don't show up next episode. You guys know exactly if he's out of here next next episode house not like that.
Speaker 2:I mean like uh, uh. No, she speaks like uh. A southern person speaks like.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, you're just digging your all deeper, all right?
Speaker 3:well, it's been an absolute pleasure pleasure hanging out with you guys um had a lot of fun.
Speaker 1:Uh, excited to get into some more yards this week. I know we got one coming up tomorrow. Should be a lot of fun and uh, thank you guys for tuning in again and we will see you in the next episode.
Speaker 2:Judah hit him with a howdy howdy pray that I make it to the next episode cut.